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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If yesterday is history, and tomorrow is a mystery, today is the taint of human existence

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. How do you poo the doo-doo that you poo so well

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. I don't practice Santeria, because I'm already great at it.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 160 views

  4. Gynecologists are docs who never think outside the box

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Let me be forthright with you—if you take four rights, it’s the same as just going straight.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Before we ask ourselves “What’s up, hot dog?”, we must answer the question “What IS hot dog?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. In today’s episode, my guest lays out her three-phase plan for lasting peace between Particle Man and Person Man.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 246 views

  8. This is quite a sexual catchphrase.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Long time listener, first time poster - don't leave a ring, please use a coaster.

    By ShrinkRayHut,
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  10. Tickle my pickle with a hammer and sickle. This is a haiku.

    By ShrinkRayHut,
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  11. Look at Zsa Zsa Gaborscht-Belt over here.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Ladies put your hands in the air if you wanna dance! Fellas put your hands in the air if your city has a major unfunded pension liability!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Handsome Boy!

    By MaxuPichu,
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  14. Snoop Dogg rubs the lotion on his skin because he don't love the hose

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. There can be no good without evil, no light without darkness, no diggity without doubt

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Your erect penis is a mighty fine treasure, Captain, but I was hoping to see your “bone oar.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. On second thought they might not be giants after all

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. This forum is like twitter for people who will never accomplish anything. So, exactly like twitter

    By Turtleshark,
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  19. You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But you have to ask nicely to pick your friends nose. So, can I? Can I?! Pwetty, pwetty pwease?!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  20. Who's got four thumbs and is the best hand surgeon in the world? This guy!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  21. Who's got eight thumbs and will become my greatest creation that the heavens should weep for it's glory? This guy!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 188 views

  22. Ho Ho Ho before Bro Bro Bro

    By normuss,
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  23. When you knock on wood, you fist bump everyone that piece of wood has ever knocked with

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. All mirrors are fat mirrors.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. How many executives does it take to market a lightbulb?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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