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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Unhand me woman! She’s the love of me life.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. If I had a dollar every time I had 100 cents, I’d be a bank teller.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 178 views

  3. Riddle me this: Who’s coming to my son’s bris? RSVP by Friday. …P.S. There’ll be nachos!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 173 views

  4. Early to bed and early to rise, Makes a man reckless breakfast with fries

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. I know you have to pee-pee, but I refuse to let you go

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. The chicken wars are over, but the deep-fried teenager's fingernail wars are just beginning.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  7. Dance like there was no such thing as the transatlantic slave trade, eat like cannibalism doesn't exist, and squirt till it hurts.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  8. Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy, but moonshine in my butthole makes you sexy

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. If you talk over me again I will shoot you ...a look.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. I've hosted this show for twelve years, and all I got was this stupid catchphrase.

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  11. I ain’t tryna hear that. Your words are intruding into my ear canals without my consent.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Colfax: Let There Be Cornage

    By Turtleshark,
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  13. The passive voice was avoided.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. When you think about it, Venom is just the Great Gazoo for the millennial generation

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. I hope the MCU eventually gets around to covering the epic Zetox-Klyntar war

    By Turtleshark,
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  16. I’m horny but not like that.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Guaranteed fresh or we'll suck yo dick!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. If you play Dark Side of the Moon while watching Titanic, it totally sinks

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Let them listen to Cake.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Opinions are like assholes, in that yours stinks

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. There's nothing small about THIS pox, baby

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. How come British people need the word “dogging”? What’s going on over there?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Hey girl, are you an angel? Because I don't believe in you and neither does your father

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Hey girl, are you Jesus? Because your father wanted me to give your whereabouts to the local authorities...by kissing you.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Justice is blind and so am I. That’s why this room’s violently bright lighting does not bother me but it will drive a person with sight to insanity in a matter of minutes. This is how I win every case.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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