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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Draw from the pool but please don’t pee in it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. When up from the bellows she came, far less angrier than before, and sat down upon us with nary a glance that would catch another's, then sheepishly declared into her folds of her elbow "I don't think I ever taken a shit like that in my life."

    By Scam Elliot,
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  3. This one is like a tongue twister combined with a titty twister.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. I have made the decision not to be a mother. This is partly because, when I look back on my whole entire life, I have had a dick and balls.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. No one likes being called a baby raper. Especially not by the jury.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. First things first, never second guess a third party.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. My boat has a scrote which keeps it afloat.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Jay be nimble, Jay be quick, I J.B. welded my hand to my dick

    By FungusKhan,
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  9. Oh won't you try my dingleberry pie?!

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  10. Proof of the devil is in the pudding details

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 174 views

  11. Hero baker saves cake from having nuts

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. I’ll be cool one day. I promise, Mommy. I’ll be so cool.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Flick A Booger At The Wall. Will It Stick Or Will It Fall? Hours Later, Old And Dry, Will It Be Lunch For A Fly?

    By El Chico Malo,
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  14. Here is the church, here is the steeple, open your butt & release all the fecal

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. You are the dancing queef, young and sweet, only seven teeth

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Welcome to TurdTown, assbutts.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. Just got ghosted by my invisible girlfriend. I did not see that coming.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. Lit some candles. Ran a bubble bath. Found grandma's old landline. Been *69ing all night long. Real friendly and chatty staff at her pharmacy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. In Homeschool I got no Social skillz, fo rillz

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Mothman be good, Mothman be better, Mothman stop eating my cashmere sweater

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. I was born ready. For example, mere seconds after my birth, I gobbled up the placenta with a set of temporary, shark-like, teeth.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. When shorty gets low, you get high.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. "Congratulations you played yourself." said DJ Khaled to the player piano.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. The fourth little pig built his house on rock n' roll

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. Everyone hates on the manic-pixie-dream-girl, but she's much preferable to the depressive-troll-nightmare-man.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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