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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Look at this phonograph, the cylinders it used were made of wax

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. The camera loves you, but the boom mic thinks it can do better

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Some people call me a beta soyboy. Some call me the gangster of cuck. Some people call me morose. Wah wah.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 168 views

  4. Every time I look a gift horse in the mouth it ends up being a regular horse that tries to eat my face.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. Jesus loves the devil out of me

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. More like Jupiter, the bringer of bangers.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. A divers note never misses, but three times a boat and there will be kisses.

    By AaronSinger,
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  8. How about a movie that dramatizes the early days of marijuana cultivation entitled "There Will Be Bud"?

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. I just flew in from chernobyl, and boy is my thyroid gland irradiated

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. Jesus wants me, this I know, for he told me "Te quiero"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Two bangs: these sounds hitting your ears and me banging your mom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. The Final Frontier makes me feel naughty. After you beam me up, cream me up, Scotty.

    By Pinoy.UhhDoy,
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  13. Pegasus may not have a horn but he sure knows how to peg a bro

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. People are drawn to certain animals because they see parts of themselves in them, which I never understood till I learned ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. When the moon hits you eye like a butt full of mud pie: that's amoré.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  16. MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY. Monster FUCK rally this MONDAY at the PONTIAC SILVERDOME.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  17. Goooaaat!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. My frenemy's frenemy is my frfriend.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Hello. My left testicle has been enlarged and in pain for about a week. Should I call the doctor?

    By Angry Trellis,
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  20. My Hadron Collider is a grower, not a shower

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. The airplane I just flew in on had broken arm rests. So boy are my arms tired. Did I do that right?

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Presented by: the word of the day. The word of the day is: idiom. Used in a sentence: It's raining cats and dogs. Now weather.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  23. I'm making the most of these Boston beans on toast and making the least of this foreskin full of yeast. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Rockabye baby, in the tree top, did you do this, Steve? I'm calling the cops

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. We're like the Joe Rogan podcast for soy boys and betas.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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