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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm here to do two things: chew bubblegum and write the Entourage Turtle spinoff. And I'm all out of bubblegum OOOOH YEEEEAH.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  2. You're thinking of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, the mongoose. I'M Frikki-Dikki-Daddy, the domgoose.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. One Sock Cutter he cuts socks, Two Sock Cutters they cut socks, Three Sock Cutters they cut socks. 

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  4. The Purge is coming up, I am gonna insider trade SO HARD

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Gimme a Philly cheesesteak with a drizzle of cheese that says "PFT4LIFE". Also, include a few batteries so I have something to throw during a sporting match.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. All this talk about anti-vax and not one word about Uncle Vax.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. Foreskin and seven turds ago, these buttcheeks were divided.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. The saying is true. I broke by friends dick and had to buy it. Whatcha gonna do?

    By Space jamming,
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  9. Hey girl, I see a cracked pelvis in your future... Don't get in the cab! It doesn't make it through the intersection in time! I DIDN'T ASK FOR THESE POWERS!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Find a penny, pick it up, now wash your hands, 'twas in my butt

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Changing the lyrics from "Love Shack" to "Butt Crack" somehow makes that song more family friendly

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. At the butt crack, it's/ A little old place, where cheeks/ Can clap together

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. When I'm in da club, and I hear da beat drop, I rush straight home and kissa da Kulap.

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  14. Yea well, why don’t you just “Van Gogh” back to where you came from, alright buddy? You’re freaking us out.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Cellino and Barnes, injury attorneys. 800-888-8888

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Darth Vader is my daddy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Get. The. Shovel.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. When the spoon hits your eye, Like a spoon in your eye, That's an eyespoon

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. If you're a true diva like me, you exclusively drink from a DivaCup!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Oreo may be milk's favorite cookie, but is milk oreo's favorite drink?

    By ImAChuckster,
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  21. I stared into the void and it left me on read

    By ImAChuckster,
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  22. Goldilocks would have LOVED the taint. Not too ass, not too balls. Just right.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. When all else fails, just shut and shove.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. I just wanna have a drinking problem, a troubled past, & nothing left to lose, WITHOUT also having to fight crime

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. Enough of my Grace & Frankie fan-fiction. It's time to start the show!

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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