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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. An elevator is just like a bathroom except on an elevator sometimes your poop goes up.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  2. Whats going on with Jupiter? That red spot never used to be there.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  3. When you ask an Australian what's inside a cave, and he says "Nothing, but the best!" make sure he didn't say "Beast!"

    By Pound Foolish,
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  4. Give a man a fish, and he'll beat you to death with it. His name was Fishy McMurder, and now he's unstoppable.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Why is the unknown soldier even called that? Seems like everyone knows about him

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. My corkscrew penis brings all the drakes to the yard.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. Hot loads! Hot loads for sale! Two a penny!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Here is the church, and here is the steeple, open up the doors and now I've horribly disfigured my hands.

    By Rebelmime,
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  9. Ah, gentlemen. You know why we are here. We've not much time and quite a podcast here.

    By Catchus Phrase Superstar,
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  10. Get ready to laugh. 

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  11. Speedo weather is here and I don’t have my crucified Jesus bod yet. Plateaued at fat Elvis.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  12. He's so delicious / He's Burgalicious / He's so promiscuous / Sullenbergalicious

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. Just thinkin bout them beans

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. iPods are the new turntables

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. You’d be pretty friendly too if you had a couple of dicks on your wrists and you were always slinging webs.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. Please rise

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. If keeping time is hip, then consider these implants a metronome. 

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  18. Del Close eat your heart out

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Oliver Klozoff, Amanda Hugginkiss, when I was callin' Moe's, man, I couldn't picture this

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. She steals Seal's meals right from Seal's bedside. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. You can't paraphrase a password or parachute your last bird, but you can shoot a parrot who's had the last word.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Having the last laugh is only good if it's not past the expiration date.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. And I think that would go a little something like this.... *FART NOISE*

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. All your baseballs are belong to us, watch your face fall as I eat this rust

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. So Mr. Piper, you mean to tell me and our esteemed jury that the peppers were already pickled when you picked them? J'accuse!

    By StopEatingBees,
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