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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A fun time with jellyfish, or a cure from your bladder. Like a short electrician, I wish for the latter.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. I’ve had the stinky bottom blues ever since my baby left me this value pack of baby back ribs.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. To be touched by a man with purpose in his hands, hide dog treats in your ass at the airport

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. My grandpa, a doorknob polisher, always used to say “Knob jobbing is like any other art form: You get paid to suck dick.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. My stepdad came to my piano recital, hard

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Give me your thick caulk, home improvement specialist!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Give me your tired, your poor, your curdled asses yearning to break free of their britches.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Is scrapbooking still a thing? Asking for a friend.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Jack-off all trades, masturbator of none.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. More like Bill Nye the Bow Tie Guy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. I received an anonymous tip at the rest stop bathroom.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Don't ask me nuthin', I'm just here for the puttin'

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. If a new catchphrase is what ye seek, then read this forum 'tis full of geeks.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. I wasn't asking and I'm not telling but if you want discount cheese, then buddy I'm selling.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. James Bond?  That guy's so British he's more like James Pond (Across the)

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Imagine some of the stuff he would say if Bill Hicks was here to write catchphrases.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Rob Zombie? But I hardly know zombie?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Dutifully the cobbler fixed my shoes as I consumed his fruity flakey innards.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Legend has it that somewhere in the Pacific Ocean lies an entire continent of content.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. My temple should be a house of prayer but you have made it an Applebee's (Get out! Get out!)

    By Catchus Phrase Superstar,
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  21. "Hey there hamchair!"

    By Facelist,
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  22. A blind duck never strikes twice

    By ZaeRaeNae,
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  23. They call me Ibn Batooty because I explore the booty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Snitches in time get stitches in time, and it doesn't even save them nine

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. Dim wits and Fat tits are all I've got for all these bong hits.

    By Scam Elliot,
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