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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “Peeping” doesn’t even begin to illustrate the extent of Tom’s crimes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. “Just in case you need some extra incentive to get vaccinated, I got vaccinated and my genitals got three inches longer.” said Dame Judy Dench

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. I lost all of my hotdogs but hey, things could always be wurst

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  4. We’re so poor, we’re jacking off the dogs to feed the cats!

    By goldentrash,
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  5. You call it a floppy disk, but that’s how it is after I mist.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  6. Guess who’s coming to dinner? I hope it’s not the same person who came in my hair.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  7. My father says I look like his spitting image, but the images he makes with his spit look nothing like me

    By Peterpizzapal,
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  8. My penis stunt spectacular isn’t that spectacular and only has one stunt which ends in tears.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. People who like to operate tethered heavier-than-air craft's with wing surfaces that react against the air to create lift and drag can honestly go fly a kite.

    By Peterpizzapal,
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  10. most crime movies would be much shorter if the filmmakers showed the Police that one scene where they filmed the crime done by the criminal

    By Peterpizzapal,
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  11. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I like to do things multiple times

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  12. Australia called. They want their boomerang back

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  13. Ladies and gentlemen, a squirrel on cocaine eating spaghetti!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  14. Acrobats and diplomats, that's what bendy nerds are made of.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Let's just pray we make it to the base before cornfall

    By Turtleshark,
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  16. At the end of the day aren't we all just looking for someone to schlemiel our schlimazel?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Property Gobble Gobble. It's Turnkey time.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. If you think my tweets have aged poorly then you should see my body.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Hi yes, I’d like to order the liver

    By Kevllis,
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  20. All joking asparagus, my pee smells funny.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Dungarees. Rochester. Umbrella. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Chapter the 31st: in which the village nunnery is invaded by a coterie of randy furries, resulting in an interesting conundrum for Sister Ivana Whizonabear.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. If I'm a piece of shit, you're a rectum wrecking log!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Feed, my little piggies... daddy has slopped your trough.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. So you saw Snyder Cut. Did you at least buy her dinner first?

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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