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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. E - A - R - W -O- L - Fuck I forgot what I was spelling.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  2. The Real Friends Reunion

    By WorstPenis,
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  3. “Sorry I’m not a sari” said the wedding dress to the bride.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. I can’t marry you. I leave for outer space tomorrow.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Mi casa e poo casa

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Halloween is over. You can stop eating candy out of pumpkins now.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Keep your friends close and your enemies glen

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. In the land of the deaf, the third eye blind is king.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. 'Casts rule everything around me; C.R.E.A.M. Get the funny, Tarver Tarver 'tent ya'll.

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  10. Am I getting laid? Brother, you betcha; I'm knee deep in puss from my dual motor Tesla.

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  11. Cat people are dog people, only they like cats and post office massacres.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  12. In Who’s the Boss, Angela was clearly the boss, but it was Mona who invented the Danza Slap.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. If peeing on the floor right next to the toilet is wrong lock me up.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Extra chicken, extra steak. Build that butt, then shake, shake, shake!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. I can only poop if I know God is watching

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. In a financial rut? Head my word; try a nut in the butt. Just send me my cut you nerd.

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  17. As an uneducated analingus enthusiast, I always find myself craving Aspergers. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  18. Under the C, Under the B, trust me it’s better down where it’s wetter, it’s not that kind of show. Under the B

    By Freeloder,
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  19. You're listening to The Spank Bank with your host T. Hanks, coming up; notes from my iphone, an entrepreneur, and what's this? My wifes new boyfriend?!

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  20. Did you hear about how on the ninth month of the Muslim calendar, a low-resolution videogame ape makes random appearances? It’s the Polygon Donkey Kong Ramadan Phenomenon.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  21. Roman Polanski walks into a bar... which was weird because there were no kids to diddle.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Like a fart in the wind, she’s the one that got away.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Farts are the thorns on life’s butt rose.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. As R. Kelly said during jellyfish season, don't worry, you'll be fine

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. I've been trying to move air around my apartment all day and I gotta say, I'm not a fan

    By FancyDuke,
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