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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What the hell are you singing about pie for? Two talented men died on that plane, Donald!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Can't come in today boss, I got the urethra queefs

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 145 views

  3. Give us this day our daily bread, and break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 160 views

  4. You can measure the beauty of a person by the number of Ts in the word “hot.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 155 views

  5. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: one, dat ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 182 views

  6. Tonight girl, it's just you, me, and You, Me, & Dupree

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 134 views

  7. I’m going to slap that jizz snorkel off your fat face!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. Why do I have to use royalty free music in my content, all I want to do is open boxes to the Queen's fire mix tape.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 146 views

  9. If Old Dirty Bastard and Da Baby had a rap battle, do you think my dad would come back?

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 156 views

  10. If you win an Oscar by being a pedophile, you gotta thank the little people.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 183 views

  11. Where I come from we spell "no-seeums" with a C and call them "no-cums."

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 175 views

  12. I like the parts on this show when they cook meth.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. The Mohel told everyone at the bris “I’m in such a hurry, sorry, I’m probably going to cut this short.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Did we ever see Pee-Wee Herman's toilet? 

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. No animals were harmed in the making of this film, except for when we called them eight legged freaks, that did sting a bit

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 181 views

  16. "In the HEIGHTS" my ass - THEY BARELY EVEN GO ABOVE SEA LEVEL!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 208 views

  17. I love roller coasters but people do spill a lot of drinks at my house.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 169 views

  18. If you can't eat them onions then get out of the damn stew.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. I pulled off a heist. Heists are what I call truck drivers.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Might as well face it. I’m addicted to milk.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Oh, you like the stock market and guys with ED? Well I've got some Microsoft for you

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. Soup to nuts is a funny phrase which describes why my genitals are burned.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Hey buddy, there's only three things I'm allergic to - onions, carrots, and being slowly boiled alive in a man-sized cauldron of cannibal soup

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 147 views

  24. Who's got two thumbs in a ziploc bag and wants one million dollars for their safe return? That guy with the machete over there. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 171 views

  25. We’re gonna walk down to electric avenue and you’re gonna return this damn robot!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 140 views
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