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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Much like any macroeconomic environment my dick has a choice between inflation or unemployment.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 176 views

  2. At a certain level of stinkiness, it is illegal to fart on someone.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 182 views

  3. I heard there was a secret chord, it was pretty bad, the Lord shit His pants

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 144 views

  4. Little known fact: milk is and acronym for moo induced lactate kool-aid

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 223 views

  5. Necessity is the mother of invention, but who's the father? We'll find out next on an all-new Maury

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 126 views

  6. I can feel it coming in the air tonight! Just please don't get any on my glasses this time

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 139 views

  7. You say “bumping uglies” like it’s a bad thing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 180 views

  8. Google for the important stuff. Bing for the porn and muff

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 251 views

  9. At the porn store I pay cash; then I go home and mash.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 177 views

  10. Baby, are your feet tired? ‘Cause you’ve been in that walker for over an hour.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 172 views

  11. I'm not always on the edge of my seat, but when I am, it's a bicycle seat. And it's working my taint like the Konami code

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 142 views

  12. Hey, are you the 90° part of a right triangle? Because your two friends are a-cute

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 136 views

  13. I remember when a snack pack was a container of pudding and not a cute guys semen

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 240 views

  14. The good news is you’re not getting any dumber. The bad news is you’ve been dumb the whole time.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 171 views

  15. I thought Se-Seven-en was a German instructional video on counting. Boy was I wrong.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  16. Chocolate chip cookie dough? I hardly know ye!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 190 views

  17. I found the clit but the instructions are all in Swedish

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 142 views

  18. Medusa, I've met someone else. Her name's Slytherina and she lives on the back of your head.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 238 views

  19. I may be a slippery customer but this is a lube shop so it’s about to get worse

    By winemum,
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    • 137 views

  20. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel is a nice compliment for barrel cleaners

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 250 views

  21. They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar, and say "How'd a duck learn to play piano?"

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views

  22. It looks like pea soup but it’s snot.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  23. Quit scratching your nails on that chalkboard so I can squeak this polystyrene.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 182 views

  24. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him an Olympic-level competitor in synchronized swimming without horse meth.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 146 views

  25. I Call shotgun! …wielding active shooter, please pick up, 911!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 170 views
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