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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Devil whispered in my ear, "You're not strong enough to survive the storm." Instant boner. Damn he's sexy.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Maybe the head that wears the crown wouldn't be so heavy if you didn't keep skipping Neck Day at the gym

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 149 views

  3. John McCain was known as a maverick. Yet another reason I believe that Tom Cruise killed him.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  4. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair! Dis pair of nuts!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. People love a sneak peek but they hate when I sneak and peek.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Sure I'm getting the milk for free, but I have to buy the cow or they won't let me make love to her

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. If people could hear the fart I just did they would no longer like or respect me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Too much hair, not enough poop

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. The fact that I'm sitting in a tree stand, watching your bedroom window with binoculars, doesn't make me a perverted creep! It's probably the fingering of my butthole that does that, but I'm no lawyer.

    By Slappywhite,
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  10. Suckle from my generous hog tits, you dirty-ass little piggies!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Girl, you make it hard to be faithful, with the lips of a bagel

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Who would have guessed that out of the three guys in Derrick that Donald would be the one to make it big.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. From nave to nips its Scotty quips! Welcome to Comedy Gang Bang!

    By Facelist,
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  14. Well poop in a garden and grow me a rose bud. This just got photothintresting.

    By Facelist,
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  15. At this time last year - I was on a singles’ cruise, a REAL single’s cruise....I was all by myself!!!

    By slowestjogger,
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  16. If you’re hearing this, it’s already too late

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Look to your left. Now look to your right. Neither of those people exist, you crazy bitch

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 138 views

  18. Numbers are basically letters that can’t spell anything useful, like “buttginas”.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. So no one told you I was gonna be this way

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Pickle me or pare me, just end my despair please.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Well, slap my fanny, and hogtie me at the hootenanny!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 158 views

  22. Un-pack my fudge, say you love me again

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 135 views

  23. Methinks a grain of sand is just a rock, while the clit is the head of the female cock. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  24. Some of the biggest homophobes I know are children.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. The writer of “between a rock and a hard place” really phoned it in for the second half of that phrase.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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