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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whoopsie, I accidentally left Jeff Bezos in space!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. My fontanelle aged poorly as hell!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. My Pulp Fiction inspired, "Bring out the shrimp!' line kills at Red Lobster.

    By Slappywhite,
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  4. I was shitting in the adjacent stall when that guy from The Digital Underground got busy in the Burger King bathroom. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  5. Just once, I'd like Henry Louis Gates Jr. ,to tell the celebrity on Finding Your Roots, that every one of their ancestors turned out to be syphilitic pedophiles. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  6. A day late, a dollar short, an Adrien Brody'd

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  7. Oh look it's an A-hole stuck in a K-hole. Welcome to Sesame Street After Dark.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. I'm not going to repeat myself. Myself repeat to going not I'm.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. They MIGHT be giants? Really? How hard can that be to judge? They are or they're not. Make up your goddamn mind.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. When a phone installation engineer does a half-assed job there's no way to describe it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Hi I'm Infectious and I'll be your server tonight. Don't worry - that's just my name. I'm not actually infectious. The correct term is contagious. I'm contagious and I'm handling all your food tonight.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Oh, you like Garfield? Name 5 lasagnae

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. My ex girlfriend is a freak in the sheets. Freak in the sheets is her cutesie way of saying kkk member.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  14. Every sexual experience is an orgy if you count the millions of microscopic tardigrades getting laid in your eyebrows

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Look's like you got some taters growin in them ears.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. I used to have a superiority complex, but I'm better now

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 138 views

  17. What’s delicious and not nutritious? Most foods.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. It can't be much longer until the Pokemon figure out they can just kill us all

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. The yearbook committee called, it says you’re out.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Did you know that every year, a yearbook committee removes one student from a yearbook just for fun?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Phobophobia is the fear of phobias. I really hope I don't come down with it.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  22. While Daddy’s away, Mommy will play bridge with her friends.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. She was a subtle abomination, like a chicken omelette, or an hourglass

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. If you were a real sandwich artist, you'd start working on like 9 other sandwiches before you even CONSIDERED finishing mine

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 130 views

  25. Rinse me with water and toss me in the recycling—I’m out.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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