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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why did the chicken cross the road? This is no time for jokes, my dad's dead!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Ask yourself, “does this spark joy?” And if not then stop burning your testicles with arcs from that stripped lamp cord.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. I miss my dead mother. But I miss my non-dead mother even more.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Are you writing your to-do list? Could you add “shut up”?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. "Things are getting pretty hot and heavy." said the man traveling to the dense molten core of the sun.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. I like my corals reefed, and my panties queefed!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. I'm the kinda guy who likes his beans baked and his moon landings faked!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Is my dick really that small or is it these Coke-bottle glasses?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Turtlenecks were invented as a prank.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. I just found out my wife has been faking her moon landings for years now.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. For every zoomer with a tumor there's a boomer with a lot of medical debt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. You can't hear the actors on the recording? Did you try putting a microphone on the end of a long stick and holding it over their heads?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Judas was a patsy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. I want to meet the asshole who is actually saying, “Brrr!” when it’s cold.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. You can't fit a square peg in a round hole, but keep trying, I'm almost there

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Spoiler alert: my nipples are PERT!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Honey Dippin' sauce? Fuck yeah.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. Girls don't fart. What you heard were probably just butt queefs.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. If me and my evil clone get mixed up and you've gotta decide who to shoot, put down the gun. Why do you always try to shoot all your problems

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Wow, Spock, the carpet really does match the drapes, though that second pair of eyebrows makes your pointy dick look sorta angry.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. I've got a hankerin' for some crank again!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. You playin' parcheesi in your sleezy, or are you just happy to see me?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. My fellow fetishists: ABC’s Stumptown isn’t the Stumptown you’re looking for.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. This is CNN reporting that a child you never knew and never could have known has died in a horrible way. The tragicness of their death was only eclipsed by the tragedy that was their life. Feels sad, you sadness bitch.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Can you buy coffins from Amazon? I'm asking cause my Nannas gone.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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