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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. To all the fathers out there on this day..... YOU’RE NOT ME REAL DAD!

    By Kevllis,
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  2. They are installing surveillance cameras in public restrooms, ICCUPTV.

    By Lasko Lakewood,
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  3. Baby, don’t do me like that! It feels better from behind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Eat my cooter! It’s right in front of my tooter, where I just did a pooter.

    By Leche Butt Smuggler 69,
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  5. She had the boots with the jeans, dat Apple Dumpling Gang. Lived in a boxcar with Don Knots they would hang.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  6. Baby, are you a porpoise? Because you got a killer blowhole.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I sent out 50 invites to my edging party last Saturday but no one came

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Get off my back Sandra!

    By Facelist,
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  9. Kenny Loggins is simultaneously my celebrity crush and my amateur scat porn screen name. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  10. I always do everything in chronological order

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. My dad never molested me, but I could tell, even as a child of 8, that it was because I had a huge dong and he didn't

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Sure, my daddy taught me how to walk... walk right out the door!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Sucks that I have to hop the neighbor's fence just to admire how much greener my grass is

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Yankee Doodle went to town on that pony.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Imma traditional sorta feller, and I likes my ryes marbled and m'balls gargled.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. I hate to make excuses about my penis but that’s why my nickname is Dick Caveat.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Chris Gaines is simultaneously my celebrity crush and my amateur bodybuilding stage name. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  18. While less misogynistic, off the body wet t-shirt contests are pretty boring.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Man, can you imagine if chicken breasts had nipples? Because I can.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. It's not easy being gangrenous.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Farts are just when your butt laughs

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. Some lady had the audacity to call me a racist and a bigot today! At least I think that's what she said, I'm not really sure...it's really hard to hear in that sheet.

    By Slappywhite,
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  23. If you need nipples, I know a guy. 

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 265 views

  24. People say shop till you drop, but I'm a grump till I dump.

    By CharminUltraFeast,
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  25. Maybe Lucky would be more willing to share his cereal with kids who actually offer to pay for a box

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 152 views
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