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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. TIMBER! Is what I would say to warn people in the area if we were cutting down trees. We’re just testing out these rocket launchers though, so go ahead and fire away boys

    By grumblegoose,
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  2. Showed my Pogs to Armie Hammer... then that scoundrel ate my slammer!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Nothing like a baby bonnet covered in the baby’s vomit.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Mini Drivers drink Mini sodas

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Hey, buddy, the other passengers don’t like having to see your dingleberries. We LOVE having to see them!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Brought a knife to a gunfight the other day. Stabbed both the gun guys. They were like, whaaat

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. My neighbor and his girlfriend are unaware that they recently made a sex tape. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  8. Where the entrees sound more appetizing but the appetizers have more entree!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Is it just me or does it smell like “Rong” in here?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. hasta luego, San Diego! Carlsbad, here I come

    By grumblegoose,
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  11. Is the internet any good? Your father and i were thinking of checking it out.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. I never met a load I didn't bust, except the ookie cookie I got from with Gourley and Rust. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  13. Get a load of this: have you heard of this new thing called E-Mail? Give me a friggin' break! I mean, what's next... F-Mail?!?!?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. In this kitchen there’s only one rule: I don’t fucks with Arborio rice.

    By slowestjogger,
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  15. Me + U = BBQ in the ICU?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Hey tubby, it’s “intermittent FASTing” not “intermittent FROSTING”!

    By slowestjogger,
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  17. Rob Courdry in Corduroys is a neat thought.

    By Facelist,
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  18. look, I’m not entirely sure what you think “jazz” is, but I’m afraid you’re no longer welcome to perform at this club, we’d like you to leave immediately, and we’ve gone ahead and contacted the police. pick up your underwear on the way out

    By grumblegoose,
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  19. Is there a genie in your twattle, baby? Because, I'd like to rub it the right way!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. If you smell like one of us, you are one of us

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Ladybird! Said the King of The Hill.

    By Facelist,
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  22. Call me Feathers.

    By Facelist,
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  23. Please return Jacob's ladder. He has passed away and its all the family has left.

    By Facelist,
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  24. Did you know the 1979 song “Message In A Bottle” was originally called “Piss In A Bottle” but the name was changed after Sting realized no one wanted to hear a song about the time he peed in a bottle.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Slapping babies in the labrarynth.

    By Facelist,
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