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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “Whatever our butts are made of, his and mine are the same.”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 161 views

  2. When you play the game of Schwarzeneggers and DeVitos, you Twin or you die.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 170 views

  3. You know what? I made it weird, my bad. I should have referred to you as “our guest here” and not “this pigeon-toed cunt.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 186 views

  4. I've got a fat peen, if ya know what I mean!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 189 views

  5. Yes, I'm a detective named Richard, but that's not why everybody calls me "dick."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 184 views

  6. Does this movie take place in the Guy Fieri Cinematic Flavorverse?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 158 views

  7. Vivaldi role-playing in the bedroom, "I'll be Bach."

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 188 views

  8. Schwarzenegger explaining vaguely where his twig is, "Stick around."

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 159 views

  9. Scrappy-Doo was annoying, but he was right - you CAN just beat up the guy in the mask

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 135 views

  10. i’m just a jim looking for my pam, now put on this wig and pound my ham

    By grumblegoose,
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    • 259 views

  11. God is my copilot. Urkel is my Air Marshal. The flight attendants are all of the Doctors Who. This plane kicks ass.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 153 views

  12. Laughter is my drug and podcasts are my dealer.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 167 views

  13. The bidet may be better than toilet paper, but nothing is better than butt scootin' on shag.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 268 views

  14. Sandy farts and butter tarts at my beachside bakery. If you want sea shells ask the white girl with dreads in the kiosk beside me.

    By Facelist,
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    • 186 views

  15. What if Thanos snapped into a Slim Jim instead?

    By Facelist,
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    • 183 views

  16. Eat my Cheeto dust home skillet. Circa the 90's.

    By Facelist,
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    • 178 views

  17. I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass. Guess I'll chew bubblegum.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 164 views

  18. Send another round of mayonnaise to the gentlemen at the end of the bar, please.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 180 views

  19. Everybody knows there's no such thing as a consensus

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 229 views

  20. Hamburglar? I hardly know glar!

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 236 views

  21. She sells "she sells seashells by the seashore" needlepoint signs in her etsy shop

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 236 views

  22. Orange you glad I didn’t say Bo-na-na fan-na, fo-funt?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 275 views

  23. Grope, grope, grope my scrote, gently til I cream!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 174 views

  24. It's called Castle Grayskull but it's green. Textbook gaslighting

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 222 views

  25. Sir Mix-A-Lot really established an unattainable standard for honesty within the Big Butt Liking community

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 142 views
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