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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Man, I can't believe Uncle Wienercheeks turned out to be a pervert

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. People say the term “assless chaps” is redundant, but not for me. I got a real flat butt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Though thine biscuit be whisk'rous, thou shan't be my mistress

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. There ain't no time like the present. That's bullshit. How about the past? That was ages ago and I wasn't as fat then.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Would you risk it for a biscuit? Would you venture for some dentures? Dr. Suess ain't got nuthin' on me,

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. I put chattering teeth in my boxer shorts. "That won't bite me in the ass later," I foolishly thought.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Rebooting Star Trek but it's set in my basement and all about my friends the pigeons that I keep down and who tell me to burn things. Gonna call it Star Peck and the blazing fire of retribution.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. All those ninja weapons, and in the end, all it took to defeat the Ninja Turtles was this single plastic straw

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Whoever queefed it beefed it

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  10. The lotion said to "apply liberally", so I put it on and aborted all my neighbor's guns

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. a house divided against itself cannot stand. seriously, don’t build that house. you’ll get your construction license revoked

    By grumblegoose,
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  12. My Mom is famous for her Subs and she makes a great sandwich too.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  13. Remember when White Cheddar was Fancy?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  14. Surfin is survived by his Father, Larry, his cousins Jail and Jay, his Wife, Tweety and their Daughter, Pretty.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. Actually, My name is Shawn-Jacob Jingle-Hymer-Schmidt, but that's a totally understandable mistake.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. It ain't real Donkey Sauce if Guy doesn't punch you in the back of the head before he's finished.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  17. We all a bunch of freaks in here

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. I asked you what time it is and you said “twelve oh seven.” But “O” is a letter, not a number, so that is some kind of code.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Mighty hermaphroditey!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Farm-to-table restaurant does ass-to-mouth

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. We lack genitalia, Ken. No matter what we do, we will never be able to piss on one another.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  22. Mastecto-me?! What about mastecto-you?!!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Headless Body In Tapas Bar.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Our Father who art in Heather.... stop cheating on mom!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. I missed the dog and pony show but made it to the do-si-do.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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