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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, we're pretty much home free at that point, right?

    By TheCoccyxKid,
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  2. Take a picture, it'll last longer... then suck my thong, it's even stronger!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Your source for the saddest moonwalking around

    By Kevllis,
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  4. The Lindbergh's have released an official statement to the kidnappers: "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back... I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back..."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Don't know why everybody calls me "shit for brains" - even the doctors who found all that actual feces in my prefrontal cortex.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. I was going to strangle you with my bare hands, but I can wear oven mitts if it would give you a better murder experience.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. He put up quite the fight, but like them all, Uncle Buck's head is now mounted on my wall.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Gonna do something crazy like jump off a building or tell my dad I love him

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  9. Everyone just ignores the fact that Shakespeare intended Hamlet to be played by a pig and it sickens me

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  10. In Soviet Russia I lost my virginity.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 175 views

  11. Our jokes float like bricks don't.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  12. It's teenage and mutant all the way down.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  13. Red skies at night, Turkish delight! Red skies at morning,  Go get some pancakes and bacon, eggs.

    By Weinersniff 3,
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  14. I pledge allegiance to the flag of our father who art in heaven. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, from sea to shining sea.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  15. Scott Aukerman here and I just want to say I think Dave Chappelle is a hack and I could beat him in a roast battle.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. My Spanish is so bad I’m embarazado.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. I propose some toast. It’s breakfast time.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. When all you have is hammer pants everything looks like a chance to hammer dance.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Poptart Poptart have you ever blown a fart?  Toast, Toast, Pop, Pop ... Yes I have!  ...  now 

    By Weinersniff 3,
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  20. When you said you love Balzac, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. You may think my webbed hands are perfect for the ocean apocalypse but I’ve only ever used them for slappin dat ass.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  22. Got another Rubik’s Cube stuck in my stupid pubes.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. If you're getting pulled over, remember to ask the police officer if they're a prostitute, because legally they have to tell you.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  24. My goth daddy needs a golf caddy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Legally, it promises to be a tangled web

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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