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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some people say I’m quite the bigwig! But not too big of a wig, just down to my shoulders.

    By DJ Radioknobs,
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  2. So disappointed with your carwash's Deluxe Turtle Wax. Yes, Turtle from Entourage jerked me off, but my Camry's upholstery is just ruined.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Haven't seen any crazy straws in a while. Damn political correctness

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. The missus & I get super nasty with our bedroom role-playing. Last night, she was a dermatologist, and my dick's was a big ol pimple that needed poppin'.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. The name’s Bond. James Bond. I’ll have my root beer float blended, hold the spoon and I’ll grab a straw on the way out.

    By DJ Radioknobs,
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  6. A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? Fonzie.

    By MarkDowling,
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  7. You may have heard of rigged elections, but have you heard of an ear wig driving a big rig dressed in drag? I can’t decide if I need an exterminator or an agent

    By DJ Radioknobs,
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  8. I don't want to alarm anyone, but I've become the night.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  9. Work Hard; Play Hard: Ask your doctor about Viagra Extended Release today!

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  10. Sometimes I worry that The Rhythm IS gonna get me!

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  11. She blasts Love Will Keep Us Together by Captain & Tennille, while I blast Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division. Meanwhile my pastor performs and exorcism on my japanese dog. More at 11.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  12. I scream You scream We all scream From chainsaw wounds

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  13. Do you know the muffin man? That mother fucker gave me a yeast infection! Fuck that guy!

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  14. Here is the Church. Here is the Steeple. Soylent Green is made of people.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  15. Kneel before Zod, except after C

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Dear word “Crispy”, “Crisp” means the exact same thing, yet is an entire syllable shorter. Tell your CIA Big Consonant agenda that “Y” ain’t no vowel and it never will be!

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  17. Moment of silence for my balls, who died valiantly in the Shrivel War

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. They rally round the family. With a pocket full of Shells & Cheese.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  19. What happens in Vader, Space Invader

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  20. Oh, you like The Smiths? Forge me a claymore.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 208 views

  21. They say you don’t know what you’ve got, ‘til it’s gone, but I’m still fairly sure I’ve got a rash.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 182 views

  22. I wear ears in the park and have sex in the dark.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Please stand while I vibe out this week's catchphrase on my vintage theremin

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. If you shank it they will come. Prison sex is weird man.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Don't start never stoppin', Can't handle Pringles when they be poppin'

    By SideofMcG,
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