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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it. And you're doing it wrong. A lot. So you're fired.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 273 views

  2. Tell Charles I’m the head bitch in charge.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. One. Two. Three. Four. Why am I eating off the floor?

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Side effects may include listening to this podcast, death and taxes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. A horse is a horse of course of course, but why does this horse always get blown off course? Paper Horses are shit.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 277 views

  6. The circlejerk always gets weird when the left-handed dude shows up. Jeez.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  7. After I nut, I bolt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, if you don't wanna get a splinter in your sphincter

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  9. I got a couture butcher to nurture my suture, it was torture for sure since the butcher was a moocher.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 271 views

  10. I was enjoying this book about Nostradamus until someone spoiled the ending for me

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 274 views

  11. Am I the only one who wonders what happened to all the other Smurfs in Papa Smurf's age group?

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 285 views

  12. Howdy, Hamburger!

    By Bluecorncrust,
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  13. A dingo ate my crunchy noodle salad, and then my baby!

    By Turtleshark,
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  14. *to Folgers jingle* The best part of waking up is my dick in your butt

    By DJ Radioknobs,
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  15. They call it a "hamburger" but it was actually invented in Schmedeswurtherwesterdeich

    By Turtleshark,
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  16. How's this for 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon: Kevin's personal trainer, Robbie, went to kindergarten with the dingo that ate my baby

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. I guess the most annoying thing about this new Anthony Bourdain documentary was the decision to replace the beef in his famous boeuf bourguignon recipe with chunks of meat from his fresh cadaver

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 263 views

  18. I'm doing my part to promote gender equality by getting paid less than I should be

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Do you remember when Ja Rule learned to make mayonnaise on MTV Diary? Do you remember how excited he was? Do you remember?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. If you’re going to stomp my nuts into oblivion, at least buy me dinner first.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Why is angle important in sexualltiy. I mean I have no problem with you coming or going.

    By Facelist,
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  22. Between a Rock and a hard place, is a condom. I got you, Dwayne.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 213 views

  23. She had a bun in the oven. Man, she sure bakes a tasty bun for a pregnant chick.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 212 views

  24. Nothing says “Fuck You” better than the gigantic “Fuck You” banner I made for you.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  25. Instructor says you shouldn't have your balls out while hang gliding, but I dunno, it just feels right

    By StopEatingBees,
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