New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. I will see to your every second whim, half-master.

   By KrangkaDelic, June 15, 2014
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2. This is an R&B conversation...

   By ClarkeCameron, June 16, 2014
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3. Today's show is brought to you by Dr Scholls, the Godfather of the Soft and Squishy Soles

   By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 9, 2014
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4. Hey the bank just called, 9/11 was an inside job.

   By kindlerslist, July 10, 2014
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5. Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally...

   By Dr. Airdrums, July 11, 2014
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6. 9/11 Was a conspiracy; I live in Russia and it happened on 9/12

   By insomniac, July 22, 2014
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7. They asked you not to read an ad? Ohhh, I get it. Nice one, Universities!

   By KrangkaDelic, August 14, 2014
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8. Opinions are like buttholes- I introduce mine to everyone I meet.

   By VajayjayLeno, September 22, 2014
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9. This is my idea for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

   By GregJ.Hansen, October 21, 2014
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10. Iphone six? More like Ingrown sex

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11. Catchphrase re: Kay

    By Karkle Cocoon, December 8, 2014
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12. Here at Ford, quality is job 2. Job 1 is 69’in all day mothafuckaaaa.

    By Kevinpalooza, January 8, 2015
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13. Sorry for that thing just now. It'll never happen again. ... Whoa, deja vu!

    By Lamprey, January 11, 2015
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14. The grass is always cheaper on the wrong side of the tracks.

    By NickSpannaus, February 9, 2015
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15. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! There's no reason for that tone, young lady.

    By Razor Boy, March 4, 2015
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16. If you party in the woods, but nobody's around to see it, lemme know because I am also alone in the woods and I have party favors.

    By yahoozy, March 28, 2015
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17. Were eye to have a hypothetical infection it would be subjunctivitis

    By JohnLewis, May 4, 2015
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18. If the jaberwocks a dance crew, then whose heads am I galumphing back with?!

    By SusannaDooleyBoney, June 27, 2015
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19. There's nothing else going on this Monday, so let's have a mattress sale.

    By NotBettyWhite, July 1, 2015
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20. All the world's a stage, and all the heynong-men and heynong-women merely players...

    By Thedge, July 3, 2015
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21. Shower copious amounts of sweet, short-chain, soluble carbohydrates upon my person

    By thecrench, July 22, 2015   

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22. Gandhi, Bambi and a Patinkin named Mandy all watch Moesha because they can't resist Brandy

    By KrangkaDelic, August 11, 2015
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23. Vote "maybe" on issue Tosh.0

    By AprilFoolsRebel, November 19, 2015
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24. Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken says cock-a-doodre-roo

    By Pure Guava, January 13, 2016
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25. MISSISSIPPI Catch Phrase (how to learn spelling in elementary)

    By JordanDavis, February 16, 2016   

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