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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey, Bashar al-Assad....take a seat, pal!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 716 views

  2. Brought to you by the poor poor souls of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Christian Association of America.

    By 5318008,
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    • 831 views

  3. I'm Kaley for Cuoco puffs!

    By zipoffs,
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    • 776 views

  4. Often imitated, never duplicated, never duplicated. Damn it! Damn it!

    By jp511,
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    • 820 views

  5. It's not the heat, it's the huge midriff tee.

    By dw3000,
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  6. Turn your knob to Bob and your crank to Frank, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By BesidesIllegal,
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    • 786 views

  7. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble, ONE OF US, ONE OF US

    By BesidesIllegal,
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    • 973 views

  8. News Flash! I've been a Paul F Tompkins character this whole time!

    By BesidesIllegal,
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    • 790 views

  9. Hand over the tuna salad sandwich, kid! I used to stack charlie's like you THIS TALL back in 'Nam!

    By BesidesIllegal,
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    • 897 views

  10. You mean EVERY t-shirt in this store has graphic pictures of me and my uncle on it?

    By spaceball87,
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    • 660 views

  11. I'm sorry, Mr. Lunderman, but no matter how much you hoot and flap your wings, I refuse to send my children to you owl school.

    By spaceball87,
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    • 692 views

  12. There are certain things that shouldn't be taken out of context. Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Shits Himself Pencil Sharpener?

    By spaceball87,
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    • 656 views

  13. Today my orthodontist told me to "brace" myself for some great news, and then told me my dog had died. What a guy.

    By spaceball87,
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    • 808 views

  14. I've got a pretty cool dad. I mean "cool" temperature-wise, because he's dead. Actually, he was kind of a loser when he was alive.

    By spaceball87,
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    • 669 views

  15. Watch out! Human body parts are falling from the sky! Oh, wait. False alarm. Those are just full-bodied human corpses.

    By spaceball87,
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    • 738 views

  16. Do you think they have sesame seeds on Sesame Street? I'll bet they do. After all, the name of the show is "Sesame Street."

    By spaceball87,
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    • 751 views

  17. Take it from someone who knows; if you're going to donate your organs...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Let us now praise famous men, placing golden trumpets upon their heads foolishly, for no purpose but for our mirth.

    By donaldj,
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    • 836 views

  19. Catchphrase

    By EricGonzalez,
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  20. I would like to ask all listeners and friends of the show to join me in raising a glass...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 606 views

  21. Come for the bang! stay for the bang!

    By zipoffs,
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    • 783 views

  22. Aukerman is dead. Long live Aukerman!

    By Dan Milway,
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    • 838 views

  23. Woody Allen here. I'm filling in for your regular host, Scott Aukerman, who's visiting my mother's grave, as I advised him.

    By spaceball87,
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    • 674 views

  24. You're not going to get away with giving birth to me, mother.

    By spaceball87,
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    • 710 views

  25. I can't even comprehend the force that doth torture me.

    By spaceball87,
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    • 692 views
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