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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some call me the shittin' machine. Taking mad shits like you wouldn't believe, I know you're probably thinking "yo his ass aint clean", take a whiff motherfucker and see what I mean!

    By CountBackwards,
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  2. In this conflict meditation session, our goal is to build a positive resolution framework and find successful communication strategies, you sniveling cock-swaddlers!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 173 views

  3. Zoom Killed The Podcast Star

    By tylersmith86,
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  4. There's a lump in my throat that might be your scrote.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Closed Captions? i'd say more like Acquaintance Captions or even Captions with benefits.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  6. The PR department for woman tits seems to be doing a lot better job than the PR department for man tits.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. More like Toby Quiche.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  8. Don’t call me a motherfucker; I was a C-section baby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Pick me up, grease me down, break me in, and bust me out.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  10. While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my car door. Tis an angry police officer. Nothing more.

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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  11. What is toast, if not retired dough?

    By misterAndyReid,
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  12. It’s called grab-assing for a reason. And that reason is me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Mirror, mirror on the wall, how long have you been watching me undress?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. My fingers smell like fingers because someone fingered them.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. April showers bring / Slippery roads for traffic— / That’s why I wrecked, sir.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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  16. Welcome in, today's special is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup.

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  17. Domo arigato, Demi Lovato

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  18. Now Available in the deep ocean. after all, we are the huge Manatees podcast

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  19. What's it like having I.B.S.? Ummm.... can you say, "I.B.Stressed"???!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. The grass is always greener on the other side, but if it is or isn't... shut yo mouth & get yo ass inside.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. There's an anus buh'twain us!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Smoke a little crack, do some jumping jacks, then you'll get your snack!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Who's down, cool cat?

    By Uncle Jam,
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  24. Milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner is the abandoned chocolate factory that never recovered after Charlie and Grandpa Joe took over day-to-day operations.  

    By Uncle Jam,
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    • 160 views

  25. Jack of all trades, master of none, makes a man heathy, wealthy and dumb.

    By Uncle Jam,
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    • 139 views
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