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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. bumfart on my codpiece. willys in the hall. substandard, indolent, nougaty balls.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Bummertime: fish are jumpin' - on your mommas' face

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Bumper to bumper and humper to humper. This highway is full of horny camels.

    By ignorant_genius,
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  4. Bumping my bunion while chopping an onion releases no tears, I fear. I just want to cry.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  5. bumping this one!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Bundle my undies and call me "Chafed"

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  7. bunga bunga: dick party down undah!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Bungalow 5 is where my cousin died, my mother lied, and where I rubbed one out on repeated occasions.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Bunker? I hardly even knew her. Oh wait, no you said we should all go live in a bunker. I thought you meant I should BUNK her. And I was like - what does that mean?

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Buried my lifelong pet Tamagotchi yesterday. Used my bathtub to give her the best viking funeral I could. And it burned down my goddamn house.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Burlap, shmurlap: Generous lovers dry their teeth with rye bread

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  12. Burn baby burn, the disco witch is dead. So much for all that I Will Survive nonsense.

    By dhxlive,
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  13. burn down your family house while they sleep soundly inside it with doctors tablets and a book of matches.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. burn the witch, burn her bridges but please, oh god, do not set fire to her britches

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. Burn up that turnip. I’ll say a Kaddish for this radish.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Burning Man

    By EmmaStones,
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  17. Burning on the inside. Burning on the outside. That’s the last time I radiate my crotch to get rid of a UTI.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. Burning the candle at both ends, the top AND the bottom? Where the hell did you find a two-wicked candle?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. Burning the homemade Kenny Rogers tattoo off my scrotum was the fourth bad decision I made that summer.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Burnt Sienna is the new Vantablack. Fanta should have a flavor like that.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  21. Burnt Toast incense is super fun to light down at the nursing home

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. Burps are food ghosts trying to reach heaven.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Burrito make a me horny

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Burritos are just very small male burrs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Burt and Linda called, they want their son back.

    By kindlerslist,
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