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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. i have a tattoo that says "i have a tattoo that says" and i stand by it!

    By voichicoski,
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  2. the benny hill song at half speed captures perfectly the speed of real life

    By voichicoski,
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  3. i'm the leader of a cult that is all about me hating myself. drink the kool-aid, baby!

    By voichicoski,
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  4. somebody stop me - i am jim carrey's the mask and i'm going to commit mass murder

    By voichicoski,
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  5. Rock King

    By Viennese Tease,
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  6. Hey Adult Swim, bring back The Venture Brothers. I'm Scott Aukerman and that would just be something really nice of you to do.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  7. OMG it's 4:20! Pull a 180 into the 76 so we can 69!

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  8. I should just wear a sandwich board that says “I’m fat”. yeah, that ought-a cover up my fatness

    By Kevllis,
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  9. In leu of flowers, please send Diamond Almond Flour to Lou Diamond Phillips.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  10. Our catchphrases are made from 100% recycled material -mainly my shitty old tweets.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  11. I've got no nose for nono's, but new news for nunu's.

    By Butt Barf,
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  12. Though I'm long-winded by nature, and I'll confess it, a bit too verbose for some... for whatever reason, each word that I speak is more and more painful than the last, and oh god, oh GOD, OH GOD, IT BURNS! WHY GOD WHYYYYYY?????!!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Welcome back to Dog Mess Fest, where dog mess is best. And you don’t mess with the best.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. I just watched Ace Ventura: When Nature calls and I want to apologize to my mom for the annoying little shit I was for constantly imitating him.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  15. The Danish keep doinking my danishes!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. No vampire hunters have ever driven a wooden stake through my heart, knock on wood.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. My surgeon gave me two buttholes but I rectum both.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. This policy will cut the children that live in poverty in half. The families can choose the best option for them: lengthwise or at the waist.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. We are the origin of all coming evil.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. This looks like a great catchphrase...for me to poop on.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. You are what you eat…minus what you poop out.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. You say tomato, I say solanum lycopersicum

    By shittydave,
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  23. Plantar fasciitis is my arch nemesis.

    By Boob Seger,
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  24. There’s a frog in my throat and a snake in my boot and they told me to never come back to that zoo.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  25. I have a crush on an article of punctuation and I want to accommodate.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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