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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s money.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 211 views

  2. Once a small business owner, always an entrepreneur.

    By SilkyTwoBurger,
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    • 180 views

  3. This ice hotel is a nice hotel.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 269 views

  4. It is hotel policy that a fetish suit does not constitute a mask for Covid prevention. Sorry, piggy.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 195 views

  5. Your bathroom is disgusting, but thanks for the gummy bears.

    By Butt Barf,
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  6. Today we’re literally going “balls to the wall”. We put up plastic sheets so we don’t stain the plaster.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. I have Chikungunya! Shrimp Gunya is two dollars extra.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 193 views

  8. It's always compelling to Rhyme Pajamas with Bahamas, just like orange with Triceratops

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 196 views

  9. Man...You’re three bullfrogs away from a kitchen fire

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 171 views

  10. Ain’t no use takin a spare tire and makin it a fishin hole now

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 183 views

  11. I just want a damn ham sandwich...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. LeAnne Rimes and Busta Rhymes are surprisingly not related. May all of your birthdays be devine and never be belated.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 272 views

  13. I hate to micromanage, but you’re running this miniatures shop into the ground.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 195 views

  14. I’ve been told I’m as handsome as Robert Pattinson. Or maybe it was Pat Robertson.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 219 views

  15. Champagne for my real friends, Sparkling wine for sham friends from any other region.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 188 views

  16. Flippity, bippity, broke, I think I'm having a stroke.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 180 views

  17. Make Hay is For Horses While I Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 201 views

  18. I can’t imagine what part of “Sailors Wanted for Tug Jobs” is misleading.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub?! Yes, please! As long as they have steady jobs.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 193 views

  20. When you said she really rubbed off on you, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 180 views

  21. Every time I wanna scratch that itch i remember I can't cos I'm a Dick Bitch!

    By ScottyIsAFatBoy,
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  22. If my phone could talk I think we’d really hit it off.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 239 views

  23. Bob Seger made me a believer in practice makes perfect

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 205 views

  24. How about a nice siiiiide of chicken beef, huh, sport?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 179 views

  25. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man put his social life aside

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 194 views
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