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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Certain things are more important than the impotent doorman's dormant foreskin, like smorgasbordin' the horde of organs the warden stored in...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  2. Chachi was a Potsie sympathizer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Chad Kroeger's Thesaurus Dilemma and other terrible names for rock bands.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. chaelangelo, recycle that banjo, yo. Psyche!...you'll damage the flange, ya know?

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Chafe me mamma like a wagon wheel, a wagon wheel that's rubbing against my thighs all the way around this running track like these goddamn shorts.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Chains is a really weird surname, Alison.

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  7. Chalk it up

    By dhxlive,
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  8. Challah Bread At Your Goy!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. Champagne for my real friends and Clamato for my sham friends

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  10. Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends and come shots for my cam fans

    By Boobies,
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  11. Champagne for my real friends, real pain from years of parental neglect

    By Steak Mittens,
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  12. Champagne for my real friends, Sparkling wine for sham friends from any other region.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Champagne for my real friends. Champignon for my French friends. There ain't mush room in here for anybody else to be honest.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends. T-Pain for my hip friends. Hip pain for my tea friends. Girl pain for my man friends. Mansplain for my girlfriends.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  15. Champagne for my real friends. Sourdough for my real bro’s.

    By Cameltoad,
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  16. Champagne for my window friends

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. Champion quilter Quilt Chamberlain slept with over 20,000 women who were all kept extremely cozy.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  18. Chances are, LMFAO are not currently in Miami, bitch.

    By JackCarpenter,
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  19. Changing the lyrics from "Love Shack" to "Butt Crack" somehow makes that song more family friendly

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Chantilly lace with a pretty face via database, oh you fat chicks in space!

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  21. Chaos Prophecy, deeper knowledge borne. Wordless tongues remembered. Decrypt, enlighten.

    By W.E.R.E.W.I.L.F.,
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  22. Chapped lips, chapstick, assless chaps, and Tracy Chapman's dickless napsack, coming up next, on "Whats Crackin' Hackensack?"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Chapstick means something very different on Downton Abbey.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Chapter 2: The Hole//The hole in the wall was built for the sole purpose of containing farts. A poster of a young Candice Bergen covered my secret.

    By Frenchfries,
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  25. Chapter Five: In Which Scottrick And Francois The Hirsute Pugilist Engage In Fisticuffs, Ruining Dame Cornbaum’s Daguerreotype Boudoir Session

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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