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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. David Byrne at Carnegie Hall be all like, “How did I get here?”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Thought I felt something on my dick just now, but I guess it was just God's eyes

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 176 views

  3. I hired a Japanese landscaper & he pixelated all my bushes

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Peter Piper drank a pack of Dr. Peppers

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. My eating habits have been described as pornographic. Please hire me.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. Jim Caviezel and Pauly Shore are FINALLY teaming up to create the greatest buddy comedy of all-time, "Caviezel and the Weasel!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Layla - you got me on my knees. Layla - these stains aren't going to come out easily. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey, tighty-whitey, Gary Busey

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Comedy Bang Bang Catchphrases build character, just look at Alimony Tony

    By AlvaroMendez,
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  10. Can't, too busy removing Waldo from all your kid's Waldo books

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. The bottomless steak fries at Red Robin weren't wearing panties sure enough, but somehow I still feel misled.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Get the fuck out of here; get into my car.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  13. Linguine? GET THA FUCK OUUUAAAGGGGGHHHH-ta heeya!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  14. Baby, I wanna make like a garden gnome and bring my big pointy hat to your fertile garden!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Sweet treats on my sweet meats makes the bees buzz my fuzz.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  16. A penny for your thoughts, a dime for your brats

    By ImAChuckster,
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  17. Butt stuff for my rear end, stuffed butt for my dear friend.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. My wife doesn't allow me to eat Almond Joy candy bars... because I'm a "nutless Mound of a man."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Let me show you the place, before you sit on my face!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. A woman shot a crocodile to save her twin sister. The twin female crocodile appeared grateful.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Blood is thicker than water. When you're here, you're family. Enjoy your blood-boiled bottomless linguine, cousin.

    By sweetdee95,
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  22. Do they make a butt plug that's also a fishing pole or am I gonna have to get crafty

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Wherever you go, there you are.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. work hard, play... ugh.. a bit.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  25. As the trichophagic bat says, "Hair today, guano tomorrow"

    By stupac,
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    • 159 views
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