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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Extry! Extry! Letter A swapped for Y in word "Extra"!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  2. The podcast strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a wolfman.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 339 views

  3. Chocks away said my mother as she threw my candy out.

    By Senator McCheese,
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  4. When it’s raining men: hallelujah. When it’s German men: Borg Flula.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  5. “What’s up, coldcat?”

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  6. Oh, so it’s ok that the word “ass” is in the Bible, but it’s not ok that I put a Bible in my ass? This is the last time I’ll ever stay in a Holiday Inn Express!

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  7. “Put another shrimp in the Barbie!” Ken exclaimed as he filmed the spectacle from the corner of his bedroom.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  8. I missed the annual meeting of the solipsist society and now I'm very worried.

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  9. Shiver me timbers, this salty seaman is ready to blow Foghorn’s Leghorn.

    By Chief Wallet Leatherface,
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    • 176 views

  10. You are hereby sentenced to dance until you are dead

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. Is my flesh pan-skeletal or are my bones trans-skinsual? Either way, I'm dead as a doornail.

    By fastandsloppy,
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  12. From time connoisseurs to satanic masseurs to the cast of the latest shows of Mike Schurr’s, we welcome all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  13. Alright, Mr. Smart Guy, Riddle Me This: Why is it, When I Do Sneeze, That I Do Piss?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m 6 feet, I’m Obama.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  15. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. If you vote for me I will cut the prison population in half. With bandsaws.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. Phoebe Bridgers singing Smelly Cat on SNL this week was so weird.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. I’ll give you a pearl necklace said the oyster to the person he was ejaculating onto.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. The Spotify algorithm thinks I’m a fucking loser.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. I wanna be Kathy Bates so bad

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Today I’m going to, kind of, take off my comedy hat and put on my businessman hat, because someone pooped in my comedy hat.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Copy and paste it until you make it

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  23. Garry Marshall made me a glazed tenderloin. It was pork and minty. Nanu Nanu

    By Burritofeet,
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  24. I get hot as hell when you ring my bell, my clapper starts a-swinging’ when you put that thing in.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 235 views

  25. You asked and we listened. But we didn’t heed your dumb words, of course. We just nodded until you went away.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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