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1. Concerning Colonel Corcoran's calico cat's condition—careless cup crazing caused a cornfield conflagration, consuming Carbondale's campaign center, co

   By Colfax McLiverneck, July 5, 2016
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2. Condensed against both gorge and fence their teen-aged tents, while free from rent, preserved no sense of context.

   By KrangkaDelic, March 27, 2015
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3. Condition the hair down there with Cheez-Whiz.

   By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, November 3, 2020
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4. Condom DeLuise prevents pregnancy with fits of wheezing laughter.

   By Pure Guava, July 10, 2017
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5. Condominium? I hardly know him!

   By Euripides’ Shorts, August 18, 2020
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6. Condoms are the cheapest coffins.

   By thedevilwentdownongeorgia, July 2, 2021
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7. Condoms sometimes break, especially when you're pulling them over the baby's head

   By Kam Kardootsian, December 29, 2015
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8. Condoms...Not Just for Sailors Anymore!

   By PFTsOffMicLaughter, October 3, 2014
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9. Conejos, cojones. Cojones, conejos. Let’s call the whole thing rabbit testicles.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, August 6, 2018
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10. Confucious say ; cocaine, bad for nasal

    By DonovanTripp, July 30, 2015
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11. Confucious say, man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with stiiinky fiiingahs (in chinese accent)

    By HawaiianSpecialSaws, January 7, 2020
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12. Confucius say please stop reading my wisdom aloud in a stereotypical Asian voice.

    By Shampoodler, January 5, 2016
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13. confucius say, man with constipation need constant patience

    By DonovanTripp, August 12, 2019   

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14. quote Confucius say, man with constipation need constant patience

    By Crimson Glover, April 28, 2021
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15. Confucius says, "Please stop misattributing quotes to me in an offensive pseudo-Chinese patois"

    By StopEatingBees, May 18, 2021
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16. Confusing your inner grandpa every monday!

    By Robaperas, December 14, 2011
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17. Confusion at a Clydesdale camp with candy

    By CharminUltraFeast, June 23, 2021
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18. Congrats on your casual racism going pro, I guess.

    By Call Waiting for Godot, March 6, 2021
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19. Congratso, fatso!

    By allenpwilliams, October 28, 2011
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20. Congratulations Harold! You're eligible for our seniors discount and by that I mean that we will discount you as a human being because you're so fucking old.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links, January 29, 2019
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21. Congratulations Kansas City Ball-fielders on their Super Bowl Field Scores now lets hit some home run comedy balls

    By Pure Guava, November 2, 2015
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22. Congratulations to the Janitorial staff at The Dolby Theater for, once again sweeping The Oscars!

    By Diffo, February 23, 2017
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23. Congratulations to the new winner of Robot Jeopardy. The answer was indeed "What is love".

    By Football Meatlong, September 15, 2016
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24. Congratulations to the person sitting in row 7 seat 3, you're going home with a bag of my hair!

    By Shampoodler, March 12, 2016
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25. Congratulations, you all passed the oral exam - welcome to the Marines!

    By Smozi, August 21, 2015
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