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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Come one, come all to the pimp slayer's ball, where the shag carpet shags for free.

    By Angry Trellis,
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    • 214 views

  2. Da da da du dum, dry floggin’ it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 228 views

  3. Da da da du dum, butt chuggin’ it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 210 views

  4. Da da da du dum, hot loggin’ it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 224 views

  5. Cuck me once, shame on you. Cuck me twice and I'll raise that child like the father I never had.

    By French_Prints_of_Ball_Hair,
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    • 198 views

  6. I’m no homeowner but I’ll DIY your rumpus room.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 175 views

  7. You say love is a temple, love a higher law. You ask me to enter, but then I bite you because I'm a vampire.

    By Ghostbeard,
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    • 146 views

  8. Why marry the cow, when you can have sex with a jug of milk for free?

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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    • 268 views

  9. Chopped off my dick, and you're to blame. Lorena Bobbitt is your name.

    By Gimme That Gristle,
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    • 148 views

  10. That's one small step for man, that's another small step for man, this man takes small steps.

    By Grundlestiltskin,
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    • 480 views

  11. If everybody would just shut up, I could remember which tire swing I left the baby in

    By off-white-linens-are-pee,
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    • 149 views

  12. Why did the Stars Wars actor not buy a new car? Because he couldn't Harrison AFFORD it. And that actor's name was Anthony Daniels.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 176 views

  13. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be a sweetie and rewind American Graffiti.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 180 views

  14. Watch me neuter pets live on my Spaytreon.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 381 views

  15. Like my mother always said: there's nothing sweeter than the cum farts of home

    By Suck Fuckerman,
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    • 346 views

  16. dying on live tv is an oxymoron

    By voichicoski,
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    • 197 views

  17. It’s that time of the month for strawberry corndog!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 184 views

  18. You know what? The entire cast of Entourage is cancelled.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 180 views

  19. At your age you are still figuring out who you are. At my age I know how much I suck.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 196 views

  20. I am trying to get on the next helicopter but right now it seems very up in the air.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 172 views

  21. they got a name for all the winners in the world, i want a name when i lose. they call alabama the crimson tide, call me ted cruz

    By voichicoski,
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    • 188 views

  22. lunch is the meal between a dog's day morning and a dog's day afternoon

    By voichicoski,
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    • 184 views

  23. Some days you bust a nut, some days the nut busts you.

    By Chippy Long,
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    • 163 views

  24. Ari Gold is cancelled

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 183 views

  25. I look Groot

    By sarbartartar,
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    • 225 views
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