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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Count backwards from one hundred, underwater, with your penis in a mason jar. Step 2...

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 449 views

  2. Count Chocula drained my back slot-ula!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 159 views

  3. Count down ten seconds for a minute and I’ll give you all your watches back.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 244 views

  4. Counting down this year's ten most unlivable lives!

    By A New Duck,
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    • 755 views

  5. Country

    By DanielGaines,
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    • 367 views

  6. Country chodes take me home. To a place small and wide.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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    • 239 views

  7. Country gossip is the same as city gossip except for all the moo talk.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 586 views

  8. Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong. Whoa, you're taking me WHERE? Nooo no no no

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views

  9. Coup d’etat, coupe de ville, what’s the difference? Well, great grandpa Ernie, a lost leg...a lost leg is the difference.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 326 views

  10. Couples suck ass

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 616 views

  11. Couples that wash together, dry together. But they shouldn't forget to fold together...because who likes wrinkly clothes?

    By Laundromatthew,
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    • 971 views

  12. Couplets are for suckers.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 325 views

  13. Courage lies in the oesophagus of the weak

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 385 views

  14. Court is now in session. The honorable Judge McConaughey is now presiding. All rise, all rise, all rise.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 408 views

  15. Court-ordered, mother-approved

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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    • 751 views

  16. Courtesy of islam

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 313 views

  17. Courtney Love was once the vocalist for Faith No More.

    By allenpwilliams,
    • 3 replies
    • 965 views

  18. Cous cous cous. The food so nice they named it thrice. The last cous is silent.

    By ZachPelley,   
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    • 221 views

  19. Cousin Jarvis McLiverneck left the family corn business to start a bean farm. He’s become “musical fruity” if you know what I mean.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 251 views

  20. Cousin skeeter pumpkin eater

    By Aljensen,
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  21. Coutney Love it or hate it, just auto-felicitate it

    By thecrench,
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    • 707 views

  22. Coveffe is for Cvlosers

    By TheFakeTimAllen,
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    • 206 views

  23. Cover me in ranch dressing and tell me I'm a chicken wing

    By janus1172,
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    • 883 views

  24. Cover me in turd until I say the safe word.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 291 views

  25. cover me up, scotty, my nips are cold

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 349 views
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