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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Shut your Fartbox!"

    By Facelist,
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  2. "Shut your goddamn mouth, take a knee, and learn what's up," so sayeth Jason Mantzouk

    By Skeevins,
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  3. "Sickle sell", you say; "Who's buying?", I say. What do they have in Canada? ""Ice, eh?""

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 669 views

  4. "Silent, but deadly. Well not really silent but, well, not really deadly either. I do think I just shit my pants though. Fuck. Back to Bonobos.com"

    By BagguhMcGuirk,
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    • 677 views

  5. "Simon says people listen to him more when he starts sentences with 'Simon says,'" Simon said.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 325 views

  6. "Sing us a song, you're the piano man," sang the piano man, as he sang a song

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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    • 562 views

  7. "Sing us a song! You are the Piano Man aren't you?!" Adrien Brody obliged...

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 743 views

  8. "Siri, gimme a time stamp for the stripping scene in True Lies."

    By 5318008,
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    • 948 views

  9. "Sit on my dick and drown me in milk", said Jolly Saint Nick to his naughty elf milf

    By kraftyDevil,
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    • 250 views

  10. "Sit on my Lapp," ordered Santa at the sex party.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 372 views

  11. "Skin off corpses is like fruit roll ups for cannibals. Just sayin!"said the condemned man. The warden shrugged and released him from the execution.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 531 views

  12. "Smells like seashells," says the sea whore.

    By DrippingKnickers,
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    • 194 views

  13. "Smiles are free, and I'm about to shoot my worthlessness all over your face!"

    By Skeevins,
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  14. "Snitches get Bitches", at least that's what it says on the free bumper sticker I got for entering Witness Protection

    By kicker_of_elves,
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    • 554 views

  15. "So long, Norman."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 678 views

  16. "So You Think You're An Erotic Grandmother?" will not be seen tonight for multiple reasons.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 478 views

  17. "Sodomy? SOD-A-YOU!"

    By Brendan,
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  18. "Some people call me Maurice," Maurice said matter of factly.

    By BenWintermute,
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  19. "Sorry folks, marriage is off the table until puss finds a way to eat itself"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 344 views

  20. "soundgarden have still got it!" -- it being the Roland AP7 jet phaser they stole from me in 1988. fucking assholes.

    By ieatpants,
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    • 753 views

  21. "Soup?" her California mystic asked. "It's quite delicious."

    By ShaiVardi,
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    • 473 views

  22. "Squirrels, squirrels everywhere. Squirrels, squirrels in my hair. *sigh* That one was REEAALLY fuckin' stupid. Thanks for a real poodly-poo stinker."

    By llldebaserlll,
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    • 815 views

  23. "Start Catchphrase" (Do the entire podcast as planned and at end of podcast say "End Catchphrase".

    By DRonDudley,
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    • 1018 views

  24. "Steadfast Edfast, Ripe-and-Redfast". That's what those colic-y convicts used to call me in baby jail.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 333 views

  25. "Steadward Edward, Ripe-and-Redward". That's what those diaper-rashed detainees used to call me in baby jail.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 352 views
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