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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I keep eating milk and cookies but the truth is....i just want that milk.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Am I on a bus? Where am I?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. It's like crack on steroids on acid!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Nevertheless Moon Ves

    By Burritofeet,
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  5. I get styes with a little help from my friends, because they keep shoving their fingers under my eyelids

    By Burritofeet,
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  6. Comb through my foliage and I'll plunder your undercarriage.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  7. Sweating bullets, shitting sweat, bleeding diarrhea.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. He’s the Comeback Kid. But the origin of that nickname is gross. Talk about a ‘back story.’

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Darth Vader is my daddy..

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. SHUT UUUUUPPPP!!!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. Zombies literally only want one thing and it’s disgusting.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. i usually wake up, sneeze a bunch, then go to the bathroom to sneeze some more, brush my teeth, sneeze, then sneeze in the shower, get dressed, say hi to my cats and sneeze.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. 1, 3, 7, 9. I like my numbers like i like my Optimus; Prime

    By Burritofeet,
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  14. Jack Black and Shaq smacked sacks on a stack of backpacks tacked with Roberta Flack's plaque

    By Burritofeet,
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  15. Get the knives, boys, because if these bastard unicorns bleed glitter, daddy needs some glitzel for his schnitzel.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. How much Weinberg did the E-street band need anyway?

    By Local Cabal,
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  17. The fellated passenger on that exploding airliner was blown sky-high.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. New year, who dis?

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  19. Ed Begley's Baked Bagels bring schmear to your Kegels!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. It's just not the cinema without a hot enema!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 188 views

  21. Beans, beans, the magical fruit; I am one Amber alert away from a full skin suit

    By DurrtySteve,
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  22. Auto parts? Give me an auto-hole that I can lube up and put it in third

    By SweetBabyA,
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  23. Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Everybody crap your pants!

    By Burritofeet,
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  24. If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again until they just give it to you to stop you from crying

    By Burritofeet,
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  25. la-di-da-di, we like to party, we're big on punctuality, fill this slip because you're tardy. 

    By voichicoski,
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