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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Here's my origin story: in high school I was bitten by a radioactive douchebag.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Crippled nipples dribble gleaming rivulets of gaseous gerbil giblets.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Make way! I’m making hay. And by “hay” I mean poop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. đŸŽ¶Big Bane drops Batman , and Batman’s back’s broken. They both have masks on, hard to hear words spoken. Batman is lying, collapsed on the floor. Bane wants to know if he wants anymore.đŸŽ¶

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  5. If I had a million collars, I would itch.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  6. Today, I consider myself, the luckiest bum on the face of this man.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  7. Around the teeth and over the gums, look out esophageal cancer, eat my bum!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. What is this, repeat everything day?! Repeat everything day?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. There's bound to be casualties when you're cracking your nuts after five mugs of eggnog.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  10. Well, now you know why they call me ‘thigh brows’.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. It’s like Bobby deniro once told me, he goes to me, he says, “How did you get in my apartment? I told you multiple times I’m not Robert deniro.”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Hell hath no fury like a half-out turd.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Hangdong man ain’t nothin’ to tuck with.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Gassy, Assy or Degrassi - noone rides for free Neil

    By normuss,
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  15. Tickle my belly and call me daddy, then roll up a blunt and call us both fatties.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  16. yummy! smells like it tastes like chicken.

    By voichicoski,
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  17. welcome to the margaret thatcher theater museum. we hate ourselves.

    By voichicoski,
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  18. pogs are the anti-condom

    By voichicoski,
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  19. i hate being so cold that i have to resort to onomatopoeiae to express myself

    By voichicoski,
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  20. i'm crying wolf at a sheep convention this weekend. next month my cousin, marvin berry, is crying wolfle at a sheeple convention.

    By voichicoski,
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  21. "call me kasparov i'm getting checks while i'm mating/deep blue's blue balls blew up from all the waiting"

    By voichicoski,
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  22. hey kid, you've made it big. tonight you're going down on a lady. and that lady is history herself.

    By voichicoski,
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  23. malcolm in the middle is a show about a boy named malcolm and he stars on a show called the middle which i assume it refers to the middle of uranus, the planet the show takes place in.

    By voichicoski,
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  24. a "scarecrow", in scare quotes, is just a guy, hung up by two sticks.

    By voichicoski,
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  25. that might be a cute play on words, but it is not an acute play on words.

    By voichicoski,
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