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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Thanks for the advice no one asked for, what are you, fucking Yoda?", said my dad. But the truth was that I had been fucking Yoda for almost a year.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. "Thanks for the invite!" beamed the lonely boy. His life would be different. He fell for their ploy.

    By LooseCheeksGasLeaks,
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  3. "That mouthwash was so bad, I spit it out after 30 seconds."

    By Damien.not.thedevil.kid.though,
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  4. "That was a new catchprase submission from...lala da vinci. That was a new catchphrase sent in by lala da vinci. So congratulations lala davinci, you'

    By lala da vinci,
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  5. "That's a low blow" said the man standing in a hole getting head

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. "That's a pleasant tree" is the nicest pleasantry

    By BRich,
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  7. "That's a spicy meatball," he said. "No, Ziplorg, that's a trash can," said his human instructor once again with exasperation.

    By TurboFool,
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  8. "That's Numberwang!(c)"

    By Razor Boy,
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  9. "The best filleted lamb with rice and cumin is often served on rye", or so sayeth Chef-boy R.B.

    By chunkybutternopeanuts,
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  10. "the best in in the business if the business is selling amish furniture"

    By JThomasMeyer,
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  11. "The best way to get a dog to stop humping your furniture is to pick it up and suck its cock"

    By Linctron3000,
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  12. "The Butler Did It!" Gerard Butler tries to claim credit for Stephen King's work once again.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. "The Camptown ladies sing this song, Doo-da, Doo-da. The Camptown racetrack's five miles long" Listen, I appreciate the info but I was actually...

    By Chask'eLindgren,
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  14. "The ceiling." - Hot Dog

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. "The day I start using the phrase "the day I start using the phrase" will surely be the day I start using heroine recreationally.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  16. "The Duchess Of Salami Island"? Well, it's your album to title, Kanye.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. "The end is neiiiigghhhhhhh!" said a panicky, prophetic pony who mistakenly boarded the Elmer's shuttle.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. "The Fantastic Voyage" was an inside job

    By tfrogger27,
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  19. "The feelgood family film of this or any summer; also the most intelligent and sensitive vagina dentata script eva'!: TEETH" --Crotch Choppersman, RT

    By Todd Mason,   
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  20. "The grass is always greener when your face is stuffed with wiener" (Oscar Meyer is testing new slogans)

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  21. "The key to a happy marriage is never go to sleep angry" said some fucking idiot.

    By Local Cabal,
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  22. "The Kidnappers were caught!" -Garry Marshall

    By insomniac,
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  23. "The lesser of two evils?" I think you mean "10 Items or FEWER."

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  24. "The man in the gabardine suit is a spy."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. "The more I think about it, selling sea shells by the sea shore is an awful business model"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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