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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When you asked me if I wanted a Ding Dong, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake, so might as well cover your webcam and fool that perv with a piece of tape

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 215 views

  3. Good grief, Gilbert Gottfried, Dilbert's dog's got fleas.

    By Sha Na Na Niece,
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    • 166 views

  4. Is that a dick in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?

    By Friend of P,
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    • 256 views

  5. If i could have a Nickel Back for every CD that i've bought because i liked just one song, i wouldn't be in such a Sixpence None the Richer situation.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 215 views

  6. For fresh peach cobbler, I'd suck on half your knobbler

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 185 views

  7. I really appreciate all your listener comments and suggestions that I get on the CBB voicemail. Even the guy who screamed that I'm a "lactating soy boy."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 224 views

  8. ¡Oh Dios mío, mi amigo! ¡Yo quiero más frijoles en mis pantalones, por favor!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 237 views

  9. The strongest women are always named Beth, they always win out in a fight to the death.

    By landbanana,
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    • 170 views

  10. Converse with a person, a verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 207 views

  11. They call me “King Cool“ in the land where I pretend. They really call me nothing ‘cause I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 194 views

  12. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 206 views

  13. It’s not cheating if the nuts don’t touch.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 172 views

  14. You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and the rest.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 230 views

  15. Why is it always "strep throat"? Why can't it ever, just once, be strep forehead, or strep philtrum?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 206 views

  16. Come for the laughs, stay for the tears; if you laugh when I cum, you'll get my seed in your ears

    By Suck Fuckerman,
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    • 448 views

  17. I'm a coward and a cuck; let me watch my honey fuck

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 175 views

  18. Our guests today will be Neil Diamond's titular Sweet Caroline, and her sister, Umami Caroline.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 187 views

  19. Under hypnosis I saw myself dying from drinking beer in a Pabst life.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 205 views

  20. Today we'll remember the true reason for the season: buttpumpkins.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 206 views

  21. I’m a very punctual person but somehow I’m still always late to the party.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 188 views

  22. Scott's the name, and making content is the game

    By Alf on line 2,
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    • 195 views

  23. Check out that MMILF! (Mon Mothma I'd Like To Fuck)

    By Alf on line 2,
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    • 177 views

  24. I only wipe when the fruit is ripe; other times I leave a stripe.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 175 views

  25. CBB: Putting the "B" in DABDA. Twice. And then a C in there too. Don't act like you don't know what the C is for.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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