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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It’s the long dark knight rises of the soul.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  2. Metaphors are like similes, they're a bird in the wind. Poop.

    By Mengyao Junjie,
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  3. Don’t pick your neighbor’s flower but always poop before you shower

    By TheRealAndrewLloydWebber,
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  4. If you're tracking my cookies, you're kooky. They burst out of my butt when I dookie. 

    By FunkThatShipYouCountryBlaster,
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  5. Ifs their gist ones thang, onning all off these earth I'll knew wells - it's the English language.

    By FunkThatShipYouCountryBlaster,
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  6. I don't think stop signs are big enough because sometimes I don't see them in time. Maybe they need to be bigger and redder?

    By LesterPipps,
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  7. I am worried about the potholes in the road.

    By LesterPipps,
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  8. Limp Bizkit, KoRn, Disturbed, Kid Rock. None compare to the Kiedis CockSock

    By DatNasty69,
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  9. Styx and Stones may play old songs. but, chords will never hurt me

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  10. You use those lips to kiss your mother!? Hot. Um...soooo...what else does she let you do?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  11. I'm too timid to tinkle in public, but pretty good at in my bathroom.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

    By Don Keedic,
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  13. Snitches get stitches and lay in ditches with other snitches who are bitches that got stitches. 

    By Don Keedic,
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  14. We're rebooting our "Would You Rather" feature by just asking guests if they'd bang Dan Rather. Hey, where are you guys going?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  15. I put this whole tube of mentos into an expensive bottle of port. The experience was just fucking clumsy. I do not recommend PortMentos.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  16. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said "You're sending Scott a catchphrase for an ep that already aired". Please welcome Werner Herzog.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  17. Snitches may get stitches, but MY bitches get an Arby's gift card.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  18. Try our new holiday snack, Fecums. "Fecums: What makes them so moist?!" (TM)

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  19. It won't happen again. It was a momentary blip, a glitch. It was a "blitch", if you will.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Humpty Dumpty sat on my lap, Humpty Dumpty took a big crap. Then he had a little “accident” on a wall.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. How mucha turkey coulda Tim Cook a cook, if a Tim Cook coulda cooka turkey?

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  22. Ho ho ho ho ho ho. That's right, Jolly Green Santa has 6 hoes.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  23. Totally word, ya heard? Totally word. If you flip me the bird, you should probably include mashed potatoes and stuffing, you selfish prick!

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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  24. Where's the new catchphrase? Oh, here it is.

    By dollopuss,
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  25. To bumble and plunder under thunder till torn asunder would be a blunder? I wonder!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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