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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Amy Poehler starts dating women, now, too, this Fall, in "Bi Poehler."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Comedy Bang Bang! Where each "bang" marks at least one instance of explosive diarrhea.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. sponsored by Lance Armstrong and his brother, Lance Armweak.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. "We therefore commit this booty to the ground, girth to earth, asses to asses, nuts to butts."

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  5. My name is Randy, I might not be dandy, but like masturbation, I come in handy

    By PoppaSquat,
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  6. Jeffrey Toobin was lubin' while Merrill Stubing was pooping. Welcome to the very worst episode of The Love Boat.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  7. One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four, the new entrance exam for Harvard is more carb based than before!

    By The Exit-tainer!,
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  8. Welcome to my underwear. Or, as as the label reads, "Small Business; Saturday".

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  9. Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species; in every part of the world they’re making lots of feces.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. I've heard of one, two, buckle my shoe, but three, four, get on the floor, this is a robbery? Half an hour of therapy and all I've got is this lousy restraining order.

    By prick flicker,
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  11. If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, boy would it be hard to sit down!

    By hurrymrhurry,
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  12. Two feet on the bath mat.  A squid beak in the ass crack.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. I panicked at the disco, got covered in Crisco, and rolled to the church in my new....wait....oh my god, that's not crisco!!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  14. Welcome to Comedy OT8 Bang. I’m you host, L. Scott Hubbardman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. He puts his hat upon a hat and still insists yo mamma’s fat

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. It’s Doctor McWhizbubbles. I didn’t go to Clown School for eight years to be called Mister McWhizbubbles.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. I can't believe you losers have only found ONE of the CBB monoliths we put out there.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  18. One fish, two fish, slide fish, new fish.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  19. If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably my ducking autocorrect.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  20. These are some real nice ears you gots here. Be a real shame if you was to stop listening to the show and something was to happen to 'em.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  21. Don't be fickle just tickle my pickle, you'll earn a nickel if you make it trickle!

    By CooterTooter,
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  22. Voted most likely to be chugging sierra mist on Schindler's naughty list

    By Paul Fart Burp Cop,
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  23. When I was 5 I watched my uncle get sucked up by a tornado. It feels good to finally get that off my chest.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  24. This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Dick Swallows.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  25. I'm not here for a good time, I'm here for the buffet.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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