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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In high school I was in a gang of average girls called the mean girls.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Bada bing. My therapist tells me I need a change so I tells her, Hey, Dollface, I just changed my underoos two days ago. Bada boom.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. Bill the Butcher is really just Daniel Day Lewis in a top hat and Spanx.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. Thank you for your 20 years of service, Fruit of the Loom underwear. Here’s to 20 more! I won’t live that long. Love!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. C'mon, dad. It's my turn with mom tonight.

    By Specktrometer,
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  6. 5 robe-clad Warner Music executives arrange a pentagram of Thanksgiving leftovers on top of a grand piano. "BUBLÉ, BUBLÉ," they chant. He rises.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. Leave the Bang Bang.Take the Comedy. Welcome to Cannoli Gun Gun.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  8. Debut catchphrase submission

    By Specktrometer,
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  9. Liquor store? I don’t even know where her store is located! Seriously, can someone explain the clitoris to me?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  10. I’ve got a booty like a Cadillac: Designed in the 70’s and, if we’re being candid, a little overpriced for what you actually get.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  11. All the downtown ladies call me “treetop lover”. All the mens just call me squirrel.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  12. No thanks, last time I ate peanuts I became a registered sex offender

    By Skytalker,
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  13. Don't be sad little oven, that MICRO wave is still good for some lovin'

    By Michael_Waves,
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  14. If eating ass is weird, consider me Al Yankovic

    By the constant pardner,
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  15. “Hots up what dog?” No thanks. Then bear, bun bat.

    By Bayou Pikachu,
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  16. “Have respect for the dildos, son. Wash it when the bilbo's done.“ “Okay Dad, I’ll clean after play, but those dildos are mine. I’m gay.“

    By LordBabyHat,
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  17. I heard a foray in my foyer, over to play with a toy or, so I believed, but I was deceived. T'was only foreplay to a voyeur.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  18. Prep your buns and ready your eyes. Dads and sons and apples and pies. We scream “IT’S TIME!” we’ve made it at last. You’ll never forget LEAF IN ASS!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  19. Regret makes me wet, but I git hard for gift cards.

    By George Feliz,
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  20. Easy peasy, lemon tiddies, cannot squeeze 'em. pinchy pinchy?

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  21. More like Dunkin’ Deeznuts

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. I joined the Sea Org and all I got was crabs on my Tube Org

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I can appreciate a capable forager as much as anyone... but please sir, could you remove my nuts from your mouth?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Hindsight is 20/20 when you're lookin' at butts at the opthamologist

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  25. My window cant dim tho and thats why I have shades

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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