New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. The grass is always cheaper on the wrong side of the tracks.

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2. I've listened to the Beatles before, oh sure, but beat a list while les thes forebe?!?!

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3. If I was a song, I'd be the one that goes "Chicka-wicka-boom, boom, pingily wingily wheeeeeee-oww!"

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4. She's fallen and she can't get up. Stop shooting and help her camera guy.

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5. In lieu of blue: don't you skew from the rude hew; just because Bill Cosby phoned you up and told you to.

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6. Teach a man to give a man a fish, you too can manage a Long John Silver's.

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7. When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade... but don't go to the Fudge Store Around The Corner!

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8. Set phrasers to catch or set your DVRs to catch Frasier

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, February 10, 2015
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9. As Aladdin looked at the initials W.W.J.D on his wrist, he knew the next best thing would be to wish for more fishes.

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10. If you're going to cross a street, instead of looking both ways why not just look into the future to see how you'll die?

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11. They all ran after the farmer's wife, who cut off their tails with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a sight in your life

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12. Like a deer in the headlights, I was in the deer's headlights. It was Earth all along!

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13. I don't care what my wife misheard; the marriage counselor said I have to master the Fart of Seduction.

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14. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by squarespace. Squarespace recently launched the latest version of their platform, Squarespace Sev

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15. Sweet love songs fill the room, but my baby gots no ears.

    By jaymanthegreat, February 10, 2015
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16. Welcome back to Brendan Frasier's Colonoscopy Talk Show. I'm your host John Poopturo.

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17. Her hair was like the purest of silk and her smile was also like silk, her skin too. Come to think of it, she may just have been a silk pillow cover.

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18. Popping-Cherry Blumpkins, that is what they use to call me. Now I am Popping-Zits Santorum.

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19. dog is patient, dog is kind. dog bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

    By SelfieControl, February 10, 2015
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20. This little piggy will be the death of us all.

    By fredsolo, February 11, 2015
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21. Possession is nine-tenths of the law, the other tenth? You guessed it… Frank Stallone

    By DJ Drinkspecials, February 10, 2015
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22. I've heard of the Purple Rose of Cairo, but purple prose written by a biro? That's a british pen!

    By TheWorldFamousMasturbator, February 10, 2015
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23. No, seriously, shut the fuck up, we're rolling. Are we rolling Engineer Cody Cody? Yeah. See?

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24. Never eat fortune cookies before dinner, unless fortune cookies are what’s for dinner, Confucius say?

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25. Pardon me have you any mustard in that car? If so please explain why your lifestyle permits this.

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