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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. don't hug me, I haven't taken a dump since the summer of 78

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til' it's been drawn and quartered...

    By JohnnyChaCha,
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    • 689 views

  3. Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got til it’s abandoned at an orphanage doorstep in the rain.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  4. Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's got a title or a picture on there, those can be pretty indicative of content.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Don't judge me by the color of my skin flute

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. Don't judge me until you've logged 30 hours as my World of Warcraft avatar

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Don't judge someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes, then once your a mile away keep walking and enjoy your new shoes

    By DaveMarkus,
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    • 828 views

  8. Don't just lay there all stretched out like a cat licking it's own asshole!

    By Facelist,
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    • 179 views

  9. Don't keep the chocolate covered raisins next to the rabbit poops.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 625 views

  10. Don't kick rocks if you're rockin' new kicks

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 143 views

  11. Don't kill the messenger, unless the messenger threw deadly chemicals into your parents eyes and laughed maniacally

    By JoshTorres,
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    • 289 views

  12. Don't kill whales, they are too big.

    By angryrose,
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    • 673 views

  13. Don't Kinks-shame me for being a dedicated follower of fashion.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 240 views

  14. Don't knock it 'til you try it? It's a goddamned door!

    By BarnHen,
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    • 385 views

  15. Don't knock it until you've tried it. And so in 1989 David Hasselhoff ate 2 pounds of the Berlin Wall.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 239 views

  16. Don't know about you, but I'm rather enjoying these snakes on this plane

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Don't know much about a lot of things, but I do know a little about nothing, so believe me when I whisper this into your ear canal.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 491 views

  18. Don't know what I was expecting...

    By eze_anderson,
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  19. Don't know why everybody calls me "shit for brains" - even the doctors who found all that actual feces in my prefrontal cortex.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 158 views

  20. Don't know why that heroin addict got so mad at my joke, I was just needling him a little...

    By WhalePrintPants,
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    • 418 views

  21. Don't Know, Can't Say, Let's All Pop a Squat Today

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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    • 339 views

  22. Don't laugh too loud or my mom might yell at us!

    By AndrewUren,
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    • 669 views

  23. Don't let door hit you where the good Lord split ya. Hey, if that's the good Lord I hate to meet this bad Lord. Am I right guys?

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 280 views

  24. Don't let his penis come between us, I only have one towel to clean us.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 173 views

  25. Don't let Jim Morrison hit you in the donkey, on your way out

    By Hogwurtz18,
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    • 484 views
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