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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Kick back and pick ac-ne.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 199 views

  2. Tender is the loin.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 196 views

  3. Clumpy is the new smooth.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 265 views

  4. I saw a few dead flies in your gross bathroom trash can, two in the mucus and one in the pubis.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 203 views

  5. I like my lips licked like I like my lips lubed: By my lovely-little-lip-licker-Lady! Lady is my purebred shitzu-doodle and a real Boss Bitch!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 216 views

  6. When I was young I used to bounce back, but now that I’m old I land with a splat

    By OneBigTesty,
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    • 254 views

  7. Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll fist you!

    By Shaw Yawn,
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    • 218 views

  8. I'm a catch and release fisherman. I catch the fish, i release my cummie into the fish

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 280 views

  9. There’s literally a nest of bot fly larvae emerging from the sclera in my left eye, but, sure, hun, how was your day?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 212 views

  10. One of those windows in the side of a cow so you can see it digesting cud, only it’s full of human penises.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 202 views

  11. Jeremy 4:17 "I am God now. Suck my kiss!"

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 235 views

  12. There's a party in my pants, better call the cops.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 230 views

  13. I'll show you yours if you show me mine

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  14. 30 days has september april june and november also january, march as well, february can go to hell, 30 days in may and july to, october and december? eat my shorts. august has a million days. too many.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 267 views

  15. its-a-me, an italian stereotype, here to kiss-a MY WIFE

    By yodellingwalrus,   
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    • 360 views

  16. This Is The Church, This Is The Steeple, This Is My Weiner and This Is My Peehole!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 346 views

  17. At the whim of our blood-thirsty overlords we are on an underwater quest to hunt popular soft-rock band, The Fray.

    By MrMcBunny,
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    • 262 views

  18. Out of the frying pan, onto my plate, into my mouth, into my stomach, out of my ass, into the toilet.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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    • 191 views

  19. We’re just saying your pirouettes would be more graceful without your dingle donger hanging out the piss hole in your leotard.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 199 views

  20. They don't call it Fall because that's what the leaves do, they call it Fall because I can't get up please help me.

    By RecordingArtistPeterGabriel,
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    • 160 views

  21. I bet E.T. is dead by now.

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
    • 2 replies
    • 763 views

  22. I like small butts and I am lying.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 229 views

  23. Your mom sells skank-shells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 229 views

  24. There’s no “I” in alphabet.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 215 views

  25. This is Scott Aukerman, my name is Comedy Bang Bang

    By Catchy Mc Catchphrase,
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    • 150 views
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