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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mustard for my real friends. Real Turds for my musty friends.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. There's no business like slow business. We're closing down. Sale now on.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. I like my women like I like my grandfather; I wanna fuck my grandfather.

    By FartMaster420,
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  4. One time I found a sock in the dryer that wasn't mine so I went on a quest to track down the owner and it turns out it was mine after all, just not one of the ones I was wearing.

    By LesterPipps,
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  5. I don't rightly know if puttin' tabasco on my horse's butthole will make him pop a boner but, Mister, I'm fixin' to find out.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Scottie paid alottie for that thottie hottie, but she never even saw his penis

    By Skytalker,
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  7. No-show goes on without a crew.

    By Sock Critiques,
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  8. Nylon? Nigh on every time, our guy’ll wear argyle.

    By Sock Critiques,
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  9. He may mock or tease but if he’s a block, with a rock of cheese, I’ll talk with ease and squeeze the rock. I’d be Socrates while he sees and gawks. With my expertise I'm bound to shock. I won’t appease the pleas to talk.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  10. Ya gotta cool off with that froster freeze. Sip the fools broth, that oughta please.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  11. Your salty fox won't get ya home with my faulty aux on saxophone. My trusty ox is on prednisone. If ya want the sauce we’ll throw the bone.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  12. The stars are aligned and Vin Diesel's in retrograde. Honey, let's make a demon.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  13. All dogs go to heaven, which would explain where my ex wife went.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  14. It's better to have loved and lost than to never have had genitals at all.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  15. You know what I can’t stand? Chairs without legs.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. Take your time and wipe your butt thoroughly or you'll get dem doo-doo stains.

    By pukebreath,
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  17. Uncle Sam wants YOU.. to refer to him as “Daddy Sam” from now on

    By DiabeticChakra,
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  18. From Beatlemania to Hulkamania, I love you 8 days a week, brother

    By DiabeticChakra,
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  19. If Peter Dinklage owned a shitty Ice skating rink it’d be a rinky dink Dink Rink

    By DiabeticChakra,
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  20. I kween, you kween, we all kween for yas kween

    By DiabeticChakra,
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  21. When you told me you went to her soft opening, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Turns out the person who told me I had bad skin wasn’t a dermatologist they were a racist.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. King of the porcelain throne, queen of the crop

    By Skytalker,
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  24. Featuring Deepak Chopra and his brother, Shallowpack.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. They said the time is twelve "oh" five, but "oh" is a letter, not a number - that's a code! - and you can't say "twelve zero five"! 

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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