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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't touch my hamsters penis. He's been sleeping with a ton of whores.

    By pukebreath,
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    • 698 views

  2. Don't touch that dial, but also you're not listening to the radio.

    By RichieMillennium,
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    • 217 views

  3. Don't touch that dial, don't touch that remote! In fact, don't touch anything. 

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 555 views

  4. Don't touch that dial!

    By spaceball87,
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    • 717 views

  5. Don't touch that dial! It controls the electric current flowing to my nipple clamps.

    By LongFilthyGollumFingers,
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    • 194 views

  6. Don't touch that dial! It controls the oxygen level.

    By TrentMcJivvers,
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    • 216 views

  7. Don't touch that Dial! Use this Irish Spring instead!

    By Dan Milway,
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    • 747 views

  8. don't touch that dial...

    By dalbear,
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    • 682 views

  9. Don't Touch That!

    By BusinessTimePod,
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    • 771 views

  10. Don't touch that! It's not called Your Little Pony, now is it?

    By VampiresVampiresVampires,
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    • 770 views

  11. Don't Tread on me then try to make eye contact. I can only cum to your indifference.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 213 views

  12. Don't tread on me, bro.

    By DavidBagley,
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    • 1041 views

  13. Don't tread on me! Tread the boards! Support local theater!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 420 views

  14. Don't tread on me!... Ow! I said don't!

    By ZackCleveland,
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    • 827 views

  15. Don't tread on my bread.

    By Atypical,
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    • 644 views

  16. Don't trust the D behind the Main Street Arby's.

    By Jake Dingus,
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    • 696 views

  17. Don't trust the ocean...it's full of ships

    By TippyTopp,
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    • 172 views

  18. Don't try to out nerd me boy. I was pushing glasses up my nose for cold hard cash when you were still wearing pocket protectors at an amateur level.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 191 views

  19. Don't tuck me in til ya tickle my taint!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 254 views

  20. Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind. In fact, maybe consider just stopping ALL the tugging and spitting, Ms. Daniels.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 321 views

  21. Don't u come in here with your talking head talking 2 my talking head about who's talking head 2 talk talking head 2, Cruz my talking head will talk the fucking ears off your talking head so fast it'll make your talking head spin!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
    • 1 reply
    • 265 views

  22. Don't use bath salts in the shower, people.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 479 views

  23. Don't use the public restroom if you have the sniffles and someone is pooping.

    By Chrisg,
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  24. Don't wait till tomorrow to take a swing at Grandpa — we don't know how long he's got.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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    • 353 views

  25. Don't wish in a well for a well of well-wishes, or all you'll end up with is a swish of fishy dishes.

    By Chalkward,
    • 0 replies
    • 468 views
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