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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Who watches The Watchmen? According to HBO - a lot of people.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. So... I begin every sentence with the word so. So... I'm starting this one with so. So, there's that.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. On Tray Prune Air. We've never had one of those on the show before.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. As the star of America's top podcast, Scott is under more pressure than Trump's nutsack when he sits down in a tight suit.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but can you stop shoving that pineapple up my ass?

    By Skytalker,
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  6. Let he who is without sin blow the first chunks from eating expired tuna.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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  7. Is it just me, or would Peggy be the perfect moniker for a dominatrix?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. So my surfer pals, are also bank robbers!?!? At this point, I need a break.

    By slowestjogger,
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  9. Catch you later, Alligator. In a while, other Alligator.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  10. I put the cuum in vacuum.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. BIG COMEDIAN PRESS CONFERENCE LATER THIS MORNING, ENJOY!

    By Sammyfein,
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  12. We hereby claim the state of laughs for jokes, goofs and gags!

    By Sammyfein,
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  13. Rain, rain, go away. I’m jerking outdoors to Fifty Shades of Grey.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. You can call me sir or mister; just don’t call me when I’m fucking your sister.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  15. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, will it shut the fuck up?

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  16. If speculation about morality is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  17. There are 17,000 people in this world. Are YOU one of them?

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  18. I'll give you a pinch. You give me a squeeze. I'll sit on your face, and my pussy will sneeze.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  19. Remember SPUT- Scottrick Please Understand This

    By Quietpupil,
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  20. A special thank you for Fonda Ling, Dixon Cox, and Saxon Bollocks.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. It’s been a quiet week in Lake Bangyourmom

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. You can lead a horse to water. Or you can just let it get thirsty, and it will go there by itself

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Old Mother Hubbard went to the lockup to serve 30 days for animal cruelty

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. In the event of an emergency, call me! *wink*

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  25. You can cross your t's however you want, but never leave an i undotted.

    By JudgeDoodie,
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