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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't work hard, work smarter than a 5th grader!

    By AndyCole,
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    • 878 views

  2. Don't worry about me, Mom. I've got brains, looks, and a craving to ballroom dance!

    By Just Another Tree,
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    • 323 views

  3. Don't worry America, none of this Election 2016 stuff is canon

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 257 views

  4. Don't worry dad - I'm a seasoned professional when it comes to forgetting about you, like you did me when you had me out of wedlock.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 271 views

  5. Don't worry it's a Prius.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 399 views

  6. Don't worry Mr. Davies I'll put aside the filets with oceanic parasites just for you!

    By WhalePrintPants,
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    • 426 views

  7. Don't worry son...

    By jasonz,
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    • 730 views

  8. Don't worry, Gretel. I poked a hole in my colostomy bag so there's no way we'll get lost in Poop Forest.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 226 views

  9. Don't worry, it's not blood it's just ketchup...mixed with blood.

    By samschilling22,
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    • 725 views

  10. Don't worry, that's not a used condom on the floor! My penis sheds its skin every couple of months

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 328 views

  11. Don't worry, the Auckland Clinical Anatomy Team has your back! Everything else was sent to the Miami Anatomical Research Center

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 336 views

  12. Don't worry, the bang's were consensual

    By NicholasSchleder,
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    • 621 views

  13. Don't worry, this is definitely Scott Aukerman and I have DEFINITELY not been switched with an alien who is still figuring out how human speech works

    By hollycheezeburgers,
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  14. Don't worry, this isn't my first rodeo. I mean, what are you anyway? the rodeo police? You ARE the rodeo police? In that case, yes, technically...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 390 views

  15. Don't worry. There's plenty of fish in the can.

    By dhxlive,
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    • 365 views

  16. Don't write erotic fiction, despite exotic diction, & mild despotic symptoms. It just isn't worth it long term

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 464 views

  17. Don't you (Forget about Dre)

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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    • 239 views

  18. Don't you dare yap again, unless you want to be sent to the moldy blueberry vatican.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 253 views

  19. Don't you get it?! There are no rules when you're filled with loose stools!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 183 views

  20. Don't you go Dunkin Donuts in my Dippin Dots

    By King Bitch 69,
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    • 280 views

  21. Don't you hate it when you bend over backwards to help someone out, and they don't even acknowledge your flexibility or your erection?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 322 views

  22. Don't you hate it when you let your neighbor borrow one of your tools and then he catches you jerking off on one of his more attractive garden gnomes?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 307 views

  23. Don't you irk Ms. Delta Burke when she's try'na take a dump.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 295 views

  24. Don't you just hate when you try to deliver a baby and it turns out to be DiGiorno

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 159 views

  25. Don't you know? Don't you know things can change? Things'll go your way if you Heynong for one more day

    By shittydave,
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    • 264 views
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