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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't mean to braggle puss, but my dad fucked the Snagglepuss! Heavens to Mergatroid!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  2. Thanks Tom Hanks for Frank's dank tank spanks.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  3. My humps, my humps, my humps are a sign of a serious medical problem.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  4. We shall not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  5. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  6. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  7. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  8. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  9. Manah manah, do do do do do, manah manah, do do do do, manaha manah, do do do do do, do do do, do do do Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  10. A tisket, a tasket, be prepared, buy a casket! Order yours today and we'll tell you how you die, for FREE!

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  11. Diapers for shits, vipers for pits when, when it’s me on the aux cord I play the hits.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. I know the pet food business is competitive but as the CEO of Purina, using the phrase “dog eat dog” so much is raising suspicions.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Gobble gobble, it's almost Thanksgiving! But I don't eat dark meat, I prefer to eat my flesh light.

    By mobius.stripclub,
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  14. All the patients in the burn unit love it when I tie the other end of my catheter to the bed rail and twang out Free Bird on my dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. Babies are famously bad at sleeping and certainly aren’t a model to aspire to sleep like.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally, but please arrest my sleazy Uncle Stanley.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  17. Humpty Dumpty sat on my balls. Humpty Dumpty made my dick tall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't make Humpty cum ever again.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  18. Never say never, unless it's to tether together your nethers with OJ Simpson

    By Mister Scoops,   
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  19. Writing a sexy story about TV's "The Nanny." It's Fran fiction.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. I shat my sheets my sheets I shat upon my hat I put a hat

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. If wishes were horses, beggars would have a logistical nightmare of livestock inventory on hand

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Teach a man to fish and you may be entitled to compensation for providing fishing lessons

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Your mom probably has a butt.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. I tried to SCUBA dive but I kept, like, breathing wrong and burping huge burps. It was all coral reefs and oral queefs.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Hey, if I could fart snowflakes they'd probably refer to me as The Abdominal Snowman.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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