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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Well, here come Cool Hand Luke and his brother, Pisswrists Luke.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. For a quarter, I'll court her. For a dime, I'll rhyme. But give me some nickels and I'll tickle some pickles.

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  3. I feel the need…the need for premature ejaculation.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  4. Attorneys General, mothers-in-law, notaries public, battles royale, and Comedies Bang-Bang.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. You can beat a dead gift horse to midstream but you can't make him look you in the mouth

    By Neenertronics,
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  6. Life's tough, purchase a helmet

    By Neenertronics,
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  7. Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody loves to pee

    By Neenertronics,
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  8. When a bader meets a bader comin ruth the ginsburg

    By Neenertronics,
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  9. Chugga-chugga, rutabaga. Choo-choo, stinky poo.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  10. When I sit, I smell the wee / My heart was too impatient / To let dribble, / And now it lies, dry and fragrant, / Upon my new shorts, / Like pressèd flowers.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  11. If you don't have anything nice to say, Don't Say a Word starring Brittany Murphy and Michael Douglas

    By New York 7,
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  12. Baby, I have two words for you: I cannot count

    By Skytalker,
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  13. Some wipe standing; some wipe sitting. Just don’t wipe ‘til you’re all done shitting.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  14. Jumpstart my heart! But don’t fart in my car.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  15. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a simple mouse in possession of a delicious cookie must be in want of a glass of milk.

    By Sex Lemonade,
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  16. "I'll make you see! I'll make them ALL see!" cackled the overly-optimistic optometrist.

    By Sex Lemonade,
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  17. What you eat when on your feet affects what you do. Junk makes you feel like pounds of eel. Respect before you poo.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  18. A broadcast is for broad people, a pod cast is for pod people

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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  19. Pick up a tune of the glockenspiel kind. Don't be a goon the water feels fine. It's that time o’ night, how it may be despite, the concerns with your yearns of wrong from right.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  20. If you smack a bag of Franzia, that’ll quit your grumbles, ‘cause that's the way Hansel and Gretel’s cookie crumbles.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  21. There is only one lone wolf but it makes number twos thrice daily!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Pardon the portamento, but all I have are these Mentos I found in a porta-potty.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
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  23. Once you got the custard you can cut the mustard

    By Griffleberrypie,
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  24. We must give ourselves time to pass through the five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Pride, Envy, Wrath... Sloth? and Acceptance.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Rub a dub dub don’t tug out my plug

    By Beef Boy,
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